Tuesday, July 28, 2009

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I LOST A TOOTH BOWLING?


How does one go from serving up AssJuice in the Las Vegas gayttho affectionately known as "the FruitLoop" to mixing up one mean Mai Tai in the grooviest new Tiki Bar just outside of downtown Vegas?

And why on earth is Las Vegas just recently getting the world's first 24/7 Tiki Bar?

Who gives a care?

The point is that the King of Ass Juice is now the Big Kahuna of Las Vegas nightlife.

P Moss has been a fixture (slightly tilted, off center, yet, completely fixtured) in Las Vegas since the dark ages.

Ok, it was the nineties but if you were here then you know that fire had only just been invented.

Just.

I swear.

Really.

I remember that first time I went into the Double Down saloon. Well, remember is a relative term.

My parents, Babs and Pere had moved here to Dronehenge in the days when Desert Shores and Summerlin were just big holes in le ground.

That's French for, I was drunk like a mutha.

I had followed my best chance at a free couch and a convertible after a particularly interesting period in the Beverly. Hills that is.

Ok, it was West Covina. Who's telling this fable? Aesop? I thought not.

I had staggered out of one of Vegas' really bad dudes with wigs bars (Gypsy or some such). So, there I was lamenting the fact that I hadn't seen a decent guy in weeks (Don't cry for me Silverlake, the truth is I never left you) when I see one more bar at the very end of the parking lot that passed as the Las Vegas version of boystown.

As I walked in, the smell of dank , skanky fur burger mixed with the twangy sounds of one of my fave bands....

"I'm a teenage tiger and a Goo Goo Muck...."

As I fought back the taste of vomit in my nose I knew that I had found a home.

At Last.

I staggered up to the bar and thought it rather funny to order an "AssJuice".

Rather.

I lost a tooth that night. Or was that bowling at the Orleans?

Hmm.

I digress.

I do know that I saw (or felt) the sun rise sometime after that. Hours? Weeks? Months?

I felt the sun rise again many years later as I was driving in my little Lesbianesque Daewoo StyleWagon down a stretch of Charleston blvd that you only stop at to...well, actually, it's a stretch you never stop at.

Ever.

Then heavens to Murgatroyd! Eureka! Keely Smith and Merle Oberon! There it was. The sign announcing:

FRANKIE'S TIKI ROOM OPENING DECEMBER 4TH

Well, opening dates, and expiration dates on milk for that matter, just get in my way. So, I flipped a uterus and flew into the unopened Tiki Room.

Zoots!

What a temple of alcoholic revelry lay before me! Yes Kelly Rippa, I am home.

From the hand carved Tiki sculptures to the dim lighting and the booths covered in grass mats I knew that my 80 year old retro self had found my new clubhouse! I sauntered in only to be met by a bespectacled giant who informed me , "we're not open yet!" .

Really? I guess the construction dust and hot worker guy I had missed.

Bother.

Well, before the giant threw me onto the Rebel parking lot next door I soaked in my soon to be Tiki Paradise. It turns out I was in the presence of his munificence.....

P MOSS!

King of AssJuice!

Angels sang and clouds parted as the celestial lights shone upon his beatific face. I got his business card to ask for an interview and ran to the Style Wagon and threw up slightly in homage to my youth.

"I'm a teenage tiger and A GOO GOO MUCK!"

www.doubledownsaloon.com

Herewith is the interview:

PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW: P MOSS



FRANKIE LIVES! THE P MOSS INTERVIEW

Q:How did you go from AssJuice in the FruitLoop to Mai Tais and fertility sculptures at Frankie's Tiki Room?

A:I just wanted to. This town has sorely needed a Tiki Bar and the time was right. We had a couple of different ideas but decided the the space was too small for our first choice.

(Oh yeah, you can bet when the next concept pops off The Vegas Style Guy will be there with my sippycup on!)

You know, Tiki is a big part of 50's and 60's American pop culture. I didn't want to do some modern version of one. None of that corporate bullshit! I wanted an authentic Tiki Bar so I went to the top Tiki carvers I could find. Of course they didn't trust that I was going to do it faithfully. They thought I was just going to do another Trader Vics type of thing. Fake. They changed their minds after a nice down payment check was written.

(I'm including the link to the FRANKIE'S TIKI ROOM website so that you can learn more about these amazing artists. After all, I aint got time to tell you everything, work bitches!)



Q:You haven't exactly put yourself in a place that will cause a district or scene to spring up was that intentional?

A:People thought the same thing about the Double Down and to me that was a no brainer. I mean it was 60seconds from the airport (I know I like some AssJuice on my way to the Southwest Terminal, jes sayin'-TVSG) and 5Minutes from the strip. Frankie's is the same thing, a no brainer. It's 5 minutes from downtown and in a location that doesn't offer any "get to" shit. None of the hassles of the strip are involved in going out. And when the whole Union development is done this is going to be the area to be in.




Q:What's the biggest change you've seen in Las Vegas since you first opened the Double Down?

A:I'm not a club guy so I can't even tell you. I just see the shiny ads with the Big Tit girls and I'm not interested.

HAL-LUH-LOO MY BROTHER! AT THIS POINT WE STOPPED FOR DRINKS. OH, DID I MENTION LAS VEGAS DENIZEN EXTRA ORDINAIRE (tres ordinaire) PRINCESS ANNE OF THE FLYING VAGINAS HAD JOINED US FOR A BEARDED CLAM? (Note: I no longer like her)

HOW APROPOS.

I SWEAR.

REALLY.

DRINKS WERE YUMMY!

THAT'S FRANCAISE FOR "FUCK, IT'S 2PM!"


BACK TO WORK


Q:Are you afraid of Frankie's becoming a hipster hell like so many bars in Silverlake (L.A.)?

A:I'm not worried about it at all. This is the type of place that you see a pornstar next to a plumber. Everybody gets treated the same. The bottom line is that this is a bar. If I lose that vision I'll hear about it. If I lose that then it's over. There won't be any bullshit VIP tables or bottle service. I hate that shit.

AT THAT MOMENT A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT OFF OF A CONSTRUCTION SITE WALKS IN AND SETS HIMSELF UP AT THE BAR.


Q:I noticed an amazing mix of people at Frankie's opening night. Were you surprised by the mix?

A:I knew exactly the kind of mix I was going to get. It's the Double Down but better dressed. And behaved. I don't care if you're broke, rich or whatever, everybody should be able to come here and enjoy themselves.


Q:Double Down is known for it's raucous live performances. Frankie's is a much smaller place. Anything special planned?

A:No. No live music or performances. Frankie's is just a place with a relaxing vibe, maybe I'll put a DJ in the bathroom occasionally. Frankie's needs to be what it is.

Q:Who the hell is Frankie and why this place instead of something new?

A:Who knows! The former owner had the place for 27yrs and had no clear story. Maybe I'll make something up. I'll create an Urban Legend! Las Vegas loses history everyday, it's important that I pay respect to the past. If I had just come in and bulldozed the place it would have just alienated the type of people that I want to attract. You know, everybody from regulars who are happy for the upgrade and new folks who are grateful to be able to pay an homage to the past.

Q:You've grown up with the scene here in The LV, is this your grown up playhouse.

A:Yeah, I opened Double Down on 02 December 1992! This is kinda for grownups. The Double Down grew more organically than this place, so, I still go there to relax. I've put so much work into Frankie's that this is more like being at work for me. You know, a new generation has discovered Double Down and a lot of the original crowd is coming here now, but, both crowds are welcome and happy here.

Q:Do you have a life outside of your bars?

A:I'm working on it, I've been working 7 days a week for a long time. I'm taking a break in January

Q:What's your all time favorite bar?

A:Double Down without a doubt. When I go out in any city nothing compares. Not even our New York City bar. When I go out I either want the fanciest place in town or the most extreme dive and nothing compares to Double Down on the dive end.


TEN QUESTIONS FOR P MOSS

Q:If you had to be stranded on a desert island with the following what would they be:

A:Princess Anne's' Flaming Vagina

UH, OK, BUT, NOW LET'S DO THE QUESTIONS.

Oh.


BAND: The Holograms, they're Asian All girl band from L.A., they sing about Ass Fucking! One of my all time favorite bands!

DRINK: Vodka Tonic

BARTENDER: Backdoor Becca at the Double Down in New York.

40's MOVIES STAR: Laurence Tierney.

GARNISH: Pussy or the cream corn in the AssJuice at Double Down.

PIECE OF JEWELRY: My silver Tiki ring from The Tiki Gods. It leaves a smiling Tiki imprint on a face.

45 rpm RECORD: My Boy Lollipop by Millie Smalls.

BOOK: Anything by Jim Thompson.

GOLDEN GIRL: Huh? PASS!

MOVIE MONSTER: Godzilla.


When you first see P Moss you know he's either a huge nerd,The Dealer, a total asshole OR the coolest guy in the fuckin' room.

Double Down on coolest guy in the room.

Did you notice my corny wrap it up line?

Of course you did.

Really.

You swear.

FRANKIES TIKI ROOM

1712 W. Charleston
702-385-3110

www.frankiestikiroom.com

ALI SPUCK: A DREAM FOR YOUR EARS AT THE LIBERACE MUSEUM



When you think of Disney songs, you don't often think of the sadness behind the tales of little boys and girls who really just want to be somewhere, anywhere else with people they are sure will be just like them.

And seldom are.

Ali Spuck's rendition of Disney classics was a heart tugging medley of sweet and sour. Her heartfelt phrasing made you remember what is what like to get where you wanted to be, yet, it wasn't where you wanted to be after all.

At all.

But fear not dear reader! Ali put on a good old fashioned cabaret like when people with extraordinary talent routinely did such things. Accompanied by the amazing Tish Diaz, Ali gave new life to the classics and took us on a witty journey down "Ali Way". From her humble beginnings to her yearning for a chance to sing medley just once instead of harmonizing in the back as an Alto, Ali was F-U-N!

Ali even sang us a ditty in impeccable, if dubious, Francaise.

Did I mention that dish Tish? Well, the ivories aint been tickled like that since The Lib himself sat down at that Glamorous pile of wood, fine crystal and incredible history that was the piano she played. Her Gerswhin would have made George and Ira smile.

By the by, Ms. Spuck gave us loads of Gerswhin. Songs that you just wanted to sing along to, but, better left to the lovely Ali.

If you haven't been to The Liberace Museum, well, you must go.

Now.

Curlers and all.

Go.

Check out The Lib's website for all of the latest news.

www.liberace.org

And from now on, when you hear the name Ali Spuck, run, don't walk to the nearest front row seat and enjoy!

Manny Corchado Pow-Wow

EL CORTEZ CABANA SUITES IT'S THE OG STAYCATION DESTINATION IN THE LV!



Forget everything you think you know about The El Cortez.
Now.

Well don’t, actually, because The El Cortez is still there in all of it’s original El Cortezness. More on the TRUE Original Gangsta later.

For now focus, no feast, your eyes on The El Cortez Cabana Suites. If you’ve been wondering why there is no South Beach sizzle IN THE LV, let your mind wonder no mas. From the decaying roots of the catty cornered Ogden House, Heather Hassan reimagined the property into a modern day Rat Packian hangout replete with white “leather” headboards and the Glammest bathrooms outside of the places where Sharon Stone did her best work in “Casino”.

AND THE PRICES! On a recent fantasy weekend, I priced rooms and the most expensive was $90! Mind you this included a huge flat screen TV, IPod dock, and mucho mas Glam! Actually, I would have given them the $90 just to hang in the Lana Turneresque lobby for a couple of hours drinking Hypnotiq from a cut crystal decanter.

Directly from.

On your next OG Staycation IN THE LV, make sure you’re at El Cortez Cabana Suites. Pretend you’re Sharon Stone and Glam it up “Casino” style!

EL CORTEZ CABANA SUITES

651 E. OGDEN ST
LAS VEGAS, NV 89101

www.elcortezcabanasuites.com

VEGAS WITH THE STARS! THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS HUNK CHRISTIAN LEBLANC AND VIXEN TRACY E. BREGMAN! SHARE THEIR VEGAS WITH YOU!


Recently, we had a chance to sit down with Tracy Bregman aka “Lauren Baldwin” and Christian LeBlanc aka "Michael Baldwin" of televisions' long running Super Soap “The Young & The Restless”. They were visiting us here IN THE LV to help celebrate the nuptials of Will and Charlene who had won “The Wedding of a Lifetime” through the show.

We asked Tracy and Christian about some of their fave things about being IN THE LV.

CHRISTIAN LEBLANC aka "MICHAEL BALDWIN"


What’s your fave restaurant IN THE LV?

“I really like The Border Grill and all of the restaurants at The Palazzo.”

Which hotel is your ultimate place to stay IN THE LV?

“The Signature at The MGM is outstanding. I have such an incredible view from my room!”

What are some of your fave shows?

“Wayne Newton remains the best show I’ve ever seen IN THE LV!”

What are your best memories here IN THE LV?

“I went on what can only be called a “Magic Tour” with (fellow Soapster) John Enos. He knew every place and everybody! It was like hanging out with The Godfather. It was the best night anyone could ever have IN THE LV!”


TRACEY E. BREGMAN aka "LAUREN BALDWIN"

What’s your fave restaurant IN THE LV?

“Shibuya is the most amazing place ever! I’m also pleasantly surprised by Joe’s at Ceasar’s.”

Which hotel is your ultimate place to stay IN THE LV?

“My room here at The Signature at MGM Grand is amazing! It’s like my own apartment. My absolute fave is The Four Seasons, so elegant with great service.”

What are some of your fave shows?

“There are SO many! My great friend Reba puts on an incredible show. Tom Jones was so much fun. You can’t beat Bette Midler! I adored “O” and “Ka”.

What are your best memories here IN THE LV?

This weekend has been so wonderful with the “Wedding of a Lifetime”, but, my favorite time IN THE LV has to be celebrating my 21st wedding anniversary here.

Check out Tracy Bregman and Christian LeBlanc on Young & The Restless Monday through Friday on CBS.

http://www.cbs.com/daytime/the_young_and_the_restless/

PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW: SUSAN STAPLETON




NAME: Susan Stapleton

JOB: Fashion editor

PERSONAL STYLE: Classy. I wish I was a bit edgier.

MY PERSONAL STYLE "THING": Wrap dresses, dark lipstick, perfectly shaped eyebrows, Narciso Rodriguez eau de parfum and heels.

IN SUMMER YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND ME IN: the pool.

FAVE CELEBRITY YOU HAVE MET: Diane von Furstenberg was delightful. Matthew McConaughey was incredibly flirty. Matt Dillon was amazing to watch. He knew just how to pose. Carolina Herrera is one of the most elegant ladies. Michael Boychuck is one of the most humble and unassuming people I know.

LEAST FAVE CELEBRITY YOU HAVE MET: Can’t say I have a least favorite. Everyone has been very nice.

STYLE ICON: Carolina Herrera. I don’t like Renee Zellweger personally, but I love the way she looks on the red carpet. Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman always look amazing as well. They know how to dress to stand out.

FAVORITE BRANDS: Diane von Furstenberg, Manolo Blahnik. I can’t afford Narciso Rodriguez, Zac Posen, Matthew Williamson and the like, but I do love their fashions.

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IN: Crocs. Ever.

I WANT: A closet the size of my bedroom. Spa treatments once a week. A salary high enough to afford the fashions I love.

MY FAVORITE COCKTAIL: Pinot Noir

BEST BAR IN LAS VEGAS: Downtown Cocktail Room

MOST OVERRATED CLUB/BAR: Anything where I have to wait in a line.

MOST UNDERRATED CLUB/BAR: Krave, only because there are a lot of straight boys there and they like the ladies like me. The music is incredible.

SET RIGHT HERE IN THE LV! I.M. CARAVAGGIO A FILM BY DEREK STONEBARGER




DEREK STONEBARGER has created a visually stunning art piece that draws on the ancient history of the Art world while telling the modern day story of deceptoion and tragedy set in the most exciting city on Earth, Las Vegas.

An independent film by Vegaswood Studios, I.M. Caravaggio might just be the film that puts the local Las Vegas film making scene on the map!

Check out the stunning website http://www.imcaravaggio.com/ to sign up for a free screening in a locale near you!

THE WEDDING OF A LIFETIME TAKES PLACE, WHERE ELSE BUT IN THE LV!







Two of Soapdoms' best known stars, Christian Leblanc (Michael Baldwin) and Tracy E. Bregman (Lauren Baldwin) of “The Young and The Restless” witnessed “The Wedding of a Lifetime” on a perfectly sunny Las Vegas day in a garden ceremony at The Signature at MGM Grand recently.

The union of prize winners Charlene Lee and Willie Williams of Bronx, New York took place in an elegant garden setting surrounded by bursts of Yellow dinner plate sized Sunflowers supplied by The Forever Grand Wedding Chapel at MGM Grand and colorfully dressed wedding attendees. The couple beat out hundreds of others with their home made video explaining why they were worthy of the honor of “The Wedding of a Lifetime.” A wedding package that included not only the ceremony , but, roundtrip airfare, limousines, $1,000 in that Vegas standby, CASH, dinner at one of the world’s best restaurants, Joel Robuchon and a luxurious Suite overlooking The LV at The Signature at MGM Grand.

With friends and family looking on ( the bride’s best friend, Linda J. Curry silently wept with happiness.), the bride and groom were united wearing elegant all white wedding attire which was provided by Sony Television along with the gorgeous Bridesmaid dresses and Formal Tuxedos for the rest of the wedding party. The soon to be newlyweds looked quite rested after having been pampered with a Dreaming Ritual signature spa treatment in an MGM Grand private spa treatment room. The bride was the picture of up to date wedding beauty with custom hair and make up provided by the Christophe Salon at MGM Grand. The groom’s best man, his son Willie, handed him the simple wedding bands provided as part of “The Wedding of a Lifetime” and a minister said the solemn words uniting the couple in holy wedlock as Soap Stars Tracy E. Bregman and Christian LeBlanc looked on as witnesses to the union of the newlywed Mr. and Mrs. Williams.

After a private reception with a delicious and whimsical cake provided by the award winning pastry team from MGM Grand, the happy couple spent an exciting evening attending the hottest ticket IN THE LV, Cirque du Soleil’s “O”!
A lovely day followed by an exciting night at one of the hottest shows on Earth, it truly was “The Wedding of a Lifetime”!

Where? Where else?

IN THE LV!

Monday, July 27, 2009

IN / OUT IN THE LV YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH IS YOU


IN / OUT THE LIST

LATOYA JACKSON
ALICIA JACOBS
TERRY FATOR
NORM!
ROBIN LEACH
EL CORTEZ
ADULT PLAYGROUNDS
STRETCH LIMOS
BOTTLE SERVICE
GAYS
CHRSTIAN AUDIGIER
944
SUPERCAR EXPERIENCE
INDIAN FOOD
HARRY REID
RORY REID
DEAN HELLER
MRS. ENSIGN
HRC
NRA

Monday, July 20, 2009

TRUFFLELICIOUS DELIGHTS AT THE SIGNATURE AT MGM GRAND!


Make no mistake, The Vegas Style Guy loves a burger. And when you throw a slab of bacon on it, yum! Now, add a touch of Feta and I'm over the moon!

Delights at The Signature at MGM Grand (that's a mouthful, but so is the tasty burger!) also touches the best burger IN THE LV with my personal fave, Le Truffle! Mmm, Mmm. When I bit into my Truffle Burger ($17) I immediately wished everyone I knew could be there for a bite.

Of their own, no need for me to share.

The casual little cafe, Delights, offers you a choice of indoor or outdoor seating and a full range of sandwiches, salads and light entrees.

Did I mention a dessert bar to make you go into cardiac arrest? Ok, maybe I'm being dramatic (Me? Imagine.), but, the Chocolate cake will make you weep(for that bathing suit you just bought!).

If you're visiting or just want a casual place for a delicious lunch, check out Delights at The Signature at MGM Grand.

Tell Jose, The Vegas Style Guy sent you!

DELIGHTS
THE SIGNATURE AT MGM GRAND
145 E. HARMON
LAS VEGAS , NV

OUR NELLYS' NITE AT THE MARMONT


DATELINE TINSELTOWN: Spotted in full Bloom. Orlando , that is. Christopher Lloyd looking all of his 112 years. And that Glambert fellow and his Rage-ettes looking like a pack of Rage (Weho) rejects circa ’84. Why EXACTLY is eyeliner a prerequisite for a bois nite out?

Ta. Ta.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

WHY IS IT THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER I WANT A TASTY SOUP? CHRIS FROM VERMONT'S POTATO LEEK SOUP


CHRIS FRENCH’S POTATO LEEK SOUP VERMONT STYLE

• 1/4 cup olive oil
• 1 large onion, diced
• 2 stalks of celery, ends trimmed, sliced 1/4" thick
• 2 leeks, just the white part, root end cut off, then sliced 1/4" thick
• 1 large sweet potato, peeled and diced
• 3 medium thin-skinned red or gold/yellow potatoes, diced
• 1/2 sweet red pepper, diced
• 1 large boxed container veggie or chicken broth
• small handful fresh basil or 2 teaspoons dry
• 1 teaspoon dried thyme
• 2 teaspoons sea salt
• 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
To save time, start sweet potatoes 10 minutes before other items. Put sweet potatoes in a small pan, cover with water and bring to boil. Parboil 3 minutes. Turn off heat. Do not drain! Heat up broth separately.

Put the sliced leeks in a bowl, fill with water, swish around with your hands to ensure any dirt between pieces is washed away. Lift out of water with a large slotted spoon or wire basket. Set aside.

Using a heavy bottomed soup pan (Dutch oven, etc.) turn heat to medium high. Add olive oil, wait a couple of minutes for oil to heat. Add diced onions and celery. Sauté 3 mins. Add leeks, sauté 2 minutes. Add parboiled sweet potatoes along with water from pan, the potatoes and sweet red pepper. Add basil, thyme, salt and pepper. Add heated broth and enough hot water to cover all vegetables.

Bring to boil, then reduce heat to a low boil/heavy simmer for 15 minutes.

Turn heat off, and using a potato masher, carefully mash soup to desired consistency. Soup will be very hot so be very careful! Return to heat, taste, and adjust seasonings. Add 2-4 tablespoons of butter, Smart Balance (vegetarian), or Earth Balance (vegan). Stir, let sit 5 minutes.

Serve with warm crusty bread topped with fresh mozzarella cheese, ripe tomatoes and basil leaves, drizzled with balsamic vinegar and olive oil. Enjoy!

YOU ARE WHERE YOU WEAR: D&G THE BLUE MOON RESORT


When those who practice the love that dare not speak it's name want a semi-swank boys club to loll about whilst IN THE LV they naturally choose The Blue Moon Resort.

Or should I say, "Au Naturel"?

Well, if you're leaving your tastefully appointed and huge....room, be sure you're wearing what all the fellows down by the large...pool and waterfall want to see you out of.

D&G has a sexy swimwear collection with just enough flash to get you through the sizzle of a day by the pool at The Blue Moon Resort.

Skip a few meals, hit the gym extra hard and WORK!

www.dolcegabbana.com

IT'S BAAAACK! CAMP BEVERLY HILLS RETURNS!


Ok, The Vegas Style Guy may have been a fashion victim during the 80's.

But. Who wasn't?

I spent many an afternoon on Camden Drive at a little shop where all the clothes reminded you why you were alive and living in Cali.

Camp Beverly Hills was THE place for expensive casual T's and way cool Sweatshirts. As we bopped on American Bandstand, we kept the sweat out of our eyes with Camp Beverly Hills Sweatbands. Why I even cut all of my CBH shirts up Kaja Goo Goo style after seeing Limahl do the same.

Well, Camp Beverly Hills is back. Even though Rabbit Convertibles and Fiorucci are now long gone, you, or your grandkids can now order up a sweatshirt or a T and get out your shears and go all Limahl on your CBH wear.

Everything old is new again.

Where is my Haircut 100 album?

www.campbeverlyhills.com

Friday, July 10, 2009

OFF THE STRIP WORTH THE TRIP RED ROCK HOTEL AND CASINO


With room rates starting at $125 is a stylish alternative a few minutes away from the hustle and bustle of the Las Vegas strip. With almost a dozen world class restaurants ranging from BBQ at Salt Lick Bar B Q to the exotic tastes of Hachi Modern Japanese, Red Rock Casino and Spa offers something for every taste bud and price range. Red Rock has two distinctly different pool areas, both of which feel like the best back yard in the world. In addition to the amazing main pool area with its cabanas and day beds, there is the "adult" Cherry Pool area which offers a luxurious shelter with a private bar and cabanas. At night, the Cherry Pool area turns into one of the best nightspots in town as it is connected to the super hot Cherry Nightclub. Live entertainment ranges from world famous entertainers such as Kanye West and Lauren Hill. If your entertainment needs are of a more sporting nature, Red Rock offers one of the best bowling alleys in Las Vegas. The latest Hollywood blockbusters are available at the 16 screen Regal Cinemas. After all that activity, Red Rock offers one of the most luxurious spa experiences in Las Vegas. The Spa at Red Rock offers a variety of treatments and special packages for him, her and couples. The Red Rock Casino has what is probably the hippest gaming area in the Las Vegas valley. Everything from an elegant high roller room to the latest electronic games are available for you to try out your luck. With it's world class design, convention facilities, dining and service, Red Rock is off The Strip and worth the trip. Red Rock Casino Resort Spa | 11011 W. Charleston | Las Vegas, NV 89135 Hotel Reservations: (702) 797.7777 or 1 (866) 767.7773 | www.redrocklasvegas.com

MENS SUMMER SCARVES. TIE ONE ON



Now that Bling is dead (and not a moment too soon!) you need something that catches the eye but doesn't burn the retinas.

Solution?

The summer scarf. Lightweight, available in a multitude of colors and patterns to fit your mood, the summer scarf is now.

Wear it with a tight V-Neck and your D&G's. Wrap it just once around your neck and walk right into Tao like you own the place.

Do you?


Bullseye tie dye scarf, $29.99 at www.dimri.com.

YOU ARE WHERE YOU WEAR: EL CORTEZ CABANA SUITES / GUCCI


Now that it's hip to be Downtown IN THE LV again, the El Cortez Cabana Suites is the only place to stay in style on a 'Dirty Vegas" weekend. From it's high style lobby to the rooms that remind you of South Beach, The El Cortez Cabana Suites are your stylish stop in the newly hot Fremont Street East District.

And when you leave your room and it's huge flat screen TV, it's time to hit The Fremont St. Experience for the Summer of '69 show. Stop by Mermaids and load up on Fried Twinkies and the biggest hot dogs you have ever seen. But make sure you don't get any powdered sugar on your new Gucci suit!

Gucci? But, of course! When you're Downtown IN THE LV you have to let out your inner Elvis. And Gucci gives you just the right amount of Western Swagger and Eurostyle. Part the crowds at Binions and see where Lady Luck takes you, all in Gucci style.

www.elcortezcabanasuites.com

Gucci
Forum Shops at Caesars, 3500 Las Vegas Blvd. S
Via Bellagio, 3600 Las Vegas Blvd. S
www.gucci.com/us/index2.asp

WORLDS DUMBEST CAR TO GET POWER UPGRADE


The new BMW WTF or X6 M, as they would probably prefer it to be called, has been upgraded. No. Not made over, upgraded.

The UberDouche Coupe M now has had it's power boosted by 42 horses in the twin-turbo xDrive50i model. It even comes with a "special" body kit and rolls on twenties.

Oh yeah. You get extra badges that say "M" everywhere too.

So, there you have it. Faster. Heavier. More expensive.

The only thing it isn't?

Able to outrun ugly.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

MEGHAN MCCAINS REVIEW OF CHRISS ANGEL TONITE ON TWITTER


@McCainBlogette The Criss Angel show is not even good in that "so bad it's good" kinda way. It sucks more ass than Sarah Palin! Ha!

DOLDE DE LECHE by 19norte

YOUR NEXT PLAY OR HILARIOUS PARLOUR GAME FOR YOU AND YOURS: MY DEAH by John "Lypsinka" Epperson


Well, bored at home and tired of just glaring at your bestest forevers? Well, Paris, how about you and your'n get yourself a copy of the rollickin' "MY DEAH" by that most fab John Epperson and "put on a show"!

You know that Epperson boy dontcha? Sure you do. You once handed him your coat at one of the Faboo Lypsinkas' Faboo parties on the Upper most Easts.

Remember?

No. Well, of course, who remembers the help?

Really. I swear.

Well, Epperson might never go back into that closet with your fur again! He's written one knee slapper of a "character" study, or, should I say "a study of characters"?

Like a Palin Family Reunion of Suth-uhrn proportions, MY DEAH, brings sex, sin, duplicity, corrupt pols, homosexuality and the genteel game of Bridge directly to your sitting room. At the end you might just find just self wondering , "is it murder if someone has the name 'Skippy'"?

Justifiable mirth if you ask me.

And of course, you did.

Pick your character and commence to laughtering! I choose Lillie for moiself. Not because she's the help ( my people fought too long and hard for that crap Missy!), but, because in a house full of ,uh, Southerners, she's the most, well, least, uh, you know, "not quite all there."

Now get on little Magnolia and order up some MY DEAH at Samuel French.

Now.


http://www.samuelfrench.com/store/product_info.php/products_id/6834

WHERE YOU SHOULD BE IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO "KITTS": RHUMBAR!



The Mirage brings you a taste of La Carib this summer with the intro of "PINK SUGAR MONDAYS", a weekly Monday night event out on the sexy RHUMBAR patio!

To kick off the sexy new patio area Leblon Cachaca will be sponsoring The First Annual Celebrate Pink Party with proceeds from the night's raffle to benefit the Southern Nevada Affiliate of Susan G. Komen for the Cure®.

Stars of the stage right here IN THE LV and from around the entertainment UNI will be gracing the Red (Pink?) carpet this coming Monday 13 July starting at 7pm and going on till the big raffle drawing from 9-10pm.

Come feel your sexy at PINK SUGAR MONDAYS at RHUMBAR!

The Vegas Style Guy will be there, Pretty damn sexy in Pink!

RHUMBAR at The Mirage
3400 Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89109

RHUMBAR is open from 12 p.m. until 1 a.m. Sunday through Wednesday and 12 p.m. until 2 a.m. Thursday through Saturday. Guests may contact RHUMBAR at 702.792.7615 for more information.

CAR LOVERS: ROCK OUT IN THE LV!



If you love cars like I do, a chance at actually getting behind the wheel of a $200,000 Lambo or Aston is just a dream.

Not anymore. Not IN THE LV.

ONE Industries/SuperCar Life Experience is where the boys (and girls) go to play with somebody else's toys. For a very reasonable fee, you can play out your Andretti or Bond fantasy in a safe environment surrounded by gearheads just like yourself.

If you're thinking of buying The Vegas Style Guy a present, may I humbly suggest a package from these guys?

YOU can drive a Ferrari F430, Lambo Gallardo, Aston DB9, Porsche 997 turbo, and a Mercedes CLK 63 Black series ALL on a road course at speeds they were designed for - CRAZY FAST!!! Starting @ $399! Now that's not too much to pay to hang with Moi, is it?

I said, is it?

Host:
Joey Geary
Type:
Sports - Sporting Event
Network:
Global
Date:
Friday, July 31, 2009
Time:
7:00am - 4:00pm
Location:
Las Vegas Motorspeedway
Street:
15N Exit Speedway Blvd.
City/Town:
Las Vegas, NV


Phone:
9495001179
Email:
supercarlifelv@yahoo.com