You're probably also wondering what you are going to be doing later tonight.
Wonder no more my little Divas in training.
I have, once again, decided for you on your Sunday night pleasures.
You're going to celebrate!
No. Not the end of that pesky bracelet around your ankle.
No one believed it was Prada. By the way. No. One.
No, Mon Cheri, you have something even more important to celebrate than finding a Twenty in your Citizens of The World Jeans that you bought at Buffalo Exchange.
I know. What could top that?
FRANK MARINO'S DIVAS LAS VEGAS OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTY
OH. MY. GAWD, CHANDLER BING!
Divas will run amongst and amok tonight at the one night of the week that sexilicious party promoter, Eduardo Cordova, leaves his Lair and allows you, mere mortal, to feast upon his cuteness!
Need a moment.
I popped a chubby.
Where was I?
But. Of course.
Tonight at Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge, it's time to put on the Mackie and the maquillage and skeedaddle over to the Mirage for yet another night of cool tunes and Divas performances!
AND DID I MENTION DIVAS?
Yes I did.
For those of you who've been living under a torrent of grade B entertainers the last few years (I'm not naming names. Lohan.), Let me just tell you that Frank Marino has been THE Diva in Las Vegas since before I got my first Gucci wallet.
His show was one of the longest running hits in Las Vegas history. When Frank decided it was time to do it his way, he gathered up his wigs, dresses and wit and moved on to do his own show. His way.
Of course he grabbed a few bedazzled Divas on his way out the door and they are all ready to give it to you DIVA STYLE!
Tonight, just by being one of the first 100 fun seekers through the door, YOU will be honored with Frank Marinos DIVAS tickets!
Just get there before midnite Cinderella!
Of course, DJ Jason Lema will be serving up the aural sex from the little booth he calls home.
Grab your wig hats and your high heel sneakers and get thee to Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge post haste for a night of haute and red hot DIVAS!
Of course, if you're planning on seeing me,(and who isn't?), you'll need to call the best eyebrows attached to the cutest little kisser in town, VIP GAWD Jason Baca and book yourself into the VIP section and bottle up little Divas!
Call Mr. Baca at 702-485-9294 for guest list and reservations as well.
See you there!
CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE The Mirage 3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89109
Moiself has been known to spin around a chic room from time to time.
Seldom on wheels.
That adorable and sexy little pixie, Racel Wenman, recently invited Moiself to what promises to be the most funtabulous Thursday night in quite some time!
Probably more fun than the Thursday when I Bitch slapped Chris Brown and drank the last of Lil Kims' Hennesy.
It seems that TONIGHT at one of my fave boites, RAIN NIGHTCLUB, there will be a rollickin' and rollin' good time to be had by all.
It's "DOWN & DERBY" inside RAIN!
Yes, fun people line up and strap on a pair of skates and see how long you can spin around the club after a night of cocktails!I mean really, when was the last time you got to play "Kansas City Bomber" in a VIP setting?
Hmph, as I thought.
Of course this being RAIN there's not going to be some tired AM radio "DJ" boring you with Alabama remixes.
Tonight you've got Resident skate guard DJs SHR3D & Supra on the roller disco rink's sound thingee making you bounce as you roll.
It seems Moi's fave nightly open bar, SPY ON VEGAS, is hosting a pre-skate partay at ISLAND BAR!
You know what that means.
Moi will explainez vous.
SPY ON VEGAS is offering up le following at THE PALMS ISLAND BAR starting at 8pm:
Free Red Bull & Harlem Liqueur cocktails!
Main Event Drinks:$5 Miller Lite$9 Red Bull & Ketel One Vodka!Of course, being as sophisticated as Moi knows you are, you'll be delighted to know that this will be served in a 12oz collectors sport cup!
For those of you who didn't make it to Milan in time for the collections, skates sizes 1 - 13 available.
Of course you can bring your own.
Prada doesn't rent.
Skates are $5 to rent and this event will feature a limbo contest, best couple skate for a cash prize and a custom 80's candy bar!
How does one go about attending this moveable soiree?
You did ask.
Uno: RSVP at www.downandderby.org
Dos: Text my Gurl RACHEL WENMAN! 702-810-2858
Either way we're talking mucho mas funno for a fiver!
Over to RAIN & ISLAND BAR at The PALMS tonight!!!!!!
Make sure you say RACHEL WENMAN'S name at the door, otherwise, well...I'll kill you.
Down & Derby Las Vegas Thursday, January 21st Pe-party @ Palms Island Bar begins at 8pm Skate party @ RAIN at The PALMS starts at 10pm
THE PALMS 4321 West Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, NV 89103 http://www.palms.com/nightlife_3.php
That's Francaise for, "Can a Bitch get a bottle and a VIP table up in here tonight?"
As we speak, Moi is prepping yet another majorly fab outfit for an evening at Closet Sundays.
Yes, my little nightsters, it's time to hit Revolution Lounge for Closet Sundays again. As you know, Moiself seldom goes out amongst the hoards of well wishers one invariably encounters when traipsing fashionably throughout our little Peyton Place.
When Moi does, it's usually for Eduardo Cordova because he presents the one night of the week in Las Vegas that is a sure bet to feature the most fashionable and hottest fashionable hotties around. AND you can always be sure that the steel wheels will be spun by the best DJ's and the Go Go's will make you glad you wore your underoos instead of boxers.
As if you don't know what I mean.
Tonight is muy importante extra fabuloso.
That's El Monte for "Support Love at Closet Sundays".
It's a benefit to do good things for those of us who need good things done.
As per always, The "E to the C", will be raffling off majorly needed prizes and DJ Jason Lema is in the booth del soundo.
That's French for, "can it possibly be time to drag out the Prada kicks and boogie on down to Closet Sundays, yet again?"
Well, my little groovy chicks and chickos, it's time to get on over to The Revolution Lounge at Mirage for a night of dancin'.
And maybe a little prancin'.
But of course.
Well Eduardo Cordova (that's E to the C to those of us who know him. And I do.) has done it again. The cutest promoter on The Strip is teaming up with the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) to present "SUPPORT LOVE" a night of celebration for Women at Closet Sundays.
It's not often I wish I was a woman (Valentino's Spring 2009 collection being a rare exception.), but, this is going to be an evening of chocolate tastings and dating games.
I happen to like L.L. Cool J and want to date him.
That has nothing to do with anything. Expect it's another rare time I wouldn't mind being a woman.
Back to the point.
The night begins at 7pm and get this.
Admission is only $10!
That $10 includes a years worth of HRC membership!
Well, if you're over 21 and are interested in finding out more about HRC and the Womens Empowerment Network, you simply must shake your groove thing on over to Closet Sundays!
Come to the Erotic Heritage Museum and Experience An Afternoon Variety Show January 16th @ 3pm An Afternoon of Love, Laughter and Local Music! Featuring: Amanda Morgan- MC & Original Local Musician Rudy Urseti- Shadow Master Jessica Morgan-Original Local Musician Joe Lawless- Original Local Musician Dynamite Blaze-Local Spoken Word Artist Andy a.k.a "SIX PACK" - Local Performance Artist Kevin Kennedy- Original Local Musician Morganne Baum– Original Local Musician And even more Local Talent! Come be Naughty and enjoy an Afternoon of great talent and admission to the Erotic Heritage Museum! $10 Interested Performing in the next AFTERNOON DELIGHT? The Variety Show will be every 3rd Saturday!! contact Amanda at email@example.com Come be Naughty and enjoy an afternoon of great talent and admission to the Erotic Heritage Museum! $10 And Special Guest Appearances! Who knows who will come to the Erotic Heritage Museum. Will you? Come Be Naughty! 18+ $10
The monthly LAMBDA luncheon is rolling around again and they've got NORM!
Las Vegas' fave celeb gossip is going to be today's guest speaker.
Listen , skeedaddle over and meet some great folks while you network and make new friends and biz acquaintances.
Word of warning: I would not be The Vegas Style Guy if I did not always tell you the truth.
Here. It. Is.
Las Palmas restaurant is probably the worst restaurant in the entire Las Vegas valley.
I actually sent a salad back (after trying to choke down everything else on the menu.)
Why did I send the salad back?
You may ask.
Said salad was.......STALE.
Zut Alors! That's French for, "really. I swear."
Eat first or reserve a lovely seat at McDonalds after.
I'm just sayin'.
Lambda Business & Professional Association
The LGBT Chamber of Las Vegas and Southern Nevada
Norm Clarke is Las Vegas' premier entertainment and gossip scribe, a fixture for more than a decade on the third page of the Las Vegas Review-Journal following decades as a sports and hard-news reporter for several newspapers and the Associated Press.
If something scandalous is about to break in Vegas -- say Britney Spears is getting married or Criss Angel is spewing expletives from the stage at Perez Hilton -- you'll learn about it first from Clarke via his column, his website, NormClarke.Com, or his Twitter feed, @Norm_Clarke. Clarke has published two books, "1,000 Naked Truths" and "Sinsational Celebrity Tales."
Community Networking Luncheon - Open To The Public (Details Below)
Wednesday, January 13, 2010 ~ 11:30 a.m.
No Reservation or RSVP Is Required
Meet and network with fellow Lambda members and our visitors.
Lambda Business & Professional Association has expanded its monthly luncheon to include all members of the community. Everyone is invited and welcome to participate. Our lunches are now an opportunity for the whole community to come together and mix and mingle with business and community leaders. The focus of our new lunches will be on community issues and involvement. Help us make our expanded lunches for all of 2010 a success by joining us for lunch and inviting a few friends or colleagues.
There is an easy link at the bottom of this page to forward this email. Help us make our monthly community lunches a success and forward this email today!
Date and Time
Wednesday, January 13 11:30am - 12:45pm
$12.00 - Cash, Check, Credit or Debit Card (payable at the door) Includes: Brief meeting, speaker, lunch, beverage, dessert, tax, tip
Las Palmas Mexican Restaurant 953 E. Sahara Ave. (Commercial Center West Side - Across Parking Lot - Far Side From the Center)
Note To All Lambda Members
Lambda Members are encouraged to bring business cards and marketing materials to include in the take home bags. Only current Lambda members can add marketing materials to the take home bags. Membership has its privileges. Please arrive early to add your information to the bags. Board members will be at the resturant by 10:30 a.m. to assist.
Not a Lambda member yet? Now is the time to become a Lambda member. Membership has it's benefits.
Questions - Additional Information
If you have questions or need additional informatin, please e-mail Paul Ershler at firstname.lastname@example.org or call him at 702-893-2088.