ED HARDY: DOUCHE COUTURE

I admit it.

I will right now.

I lust for a hot Douche in an Ed Hardy Bedazzled T-Shirt. You know the type. He hangs out at pool parties with his "Brahs" leering at future strippers from Tampa while drinking Adios MuthaFuckas in the sun till he pukes on your Air Kobes ( or whatever those people wear). He's hot, but, you know after he splooges he's gonna fart and fall asleep.

I love him.

So do you.

Admit it.

And what does a Douche wear when he's hitting T.I. (the Ultimate Douche Hotel)?

ED. FUCKING. HARDY. BRAH!

Since Ashton Kutchner first wore that Ed Hardy Trucker hat, the Hardy line has become the Chanel for the Douche set. If you're a Douche and you don't have an Ed Hardy Bedazzled T, well, who are you Brah? I don't know you anymore.

My faves are the Bedazzled board shorts that hang oh so low on a hot white boys' flat ass.

Yummers.

They also have shoes and various other accessories.


I wouldn't know.

Ed Hardy, your fashion Douchestination!

http://www.donedhardy.com/

HI, I'M A DOUCHE!

DOUCHE GODS:
Brody Jenner (El Jefe of The Douches)
Spencer Pratt (More of a Dick Douche)
The Gotti Bros (See Jersey Shore below)
The Stars of those Vampire movies (Jailbait magnet Douches)
Tito Ortiz (I'd still do him Douche)
The Cast of The Jershey Shore (Guido Douches, double negative)
Eddie Cibrian (Aldulterdouche)
Jon Gosselin (King Of All Douches)
Gerard Butler (Horny Douche)
Kevin "K-Fat" Federline (Former King Of All Douches)
Verne Troyer (Mini Douche)
Nick Cannon ( The Extremely Rare, Black Douche)