In my never ending quest to help you get through the rough spots of life (stylishly of course), I realize that many of us need to accomplish things on a budget.
Hence.
A little hint on where to end a love gone bad on the cheap.
Everyone loves Hot Dogs.
Slow down Freud Lite, no need to go all Minister on RentBoy.com.
Sometimes a Hot Dog is just a Hot Dog.
So.
Where's the best place to break up while shoving a thin casing covering meat down your throat?
Ok, that was funny.
But. I digress.
BEST HOT DOG PLACE TO BREAK UP
MERMAIDS CASINO
32 Fremont St
Las Vegas, NV 89136
(702) 382-5777
There's no better place to chow down on a Foot Long Coney Island Hot Dog covered in everything God created to give your soon to be Ex a massive coronary than Mermaids on Fremont Street.
The Dogs here start at .99c and the Skank watching is gratis. The place is a cacophony of loud music and emergency sirens. The noise covers any screaming that may ensue and the small ducats spent mean you can run out in a manufactured huff without having spent a paycheck.
By the by. If the now Ex leaves first, have a Fried Twinkie.
Yum.
WORST HOT DOG PLACE TO BREAK UP
ORANGE JULIUS
THE BOULEVARD MALL
LAS VEGAS
NV 89169-3037
702-894-5221
First of all, WTF are you doing dating someone you would be in the Boulevard Mall with? I mean, what are you doing, filming an episode of "Flava of Love"?
Ghetto.
Now, we all love a tasty, frosty delish Orange Julius Orange foamy thingee.
But.
Imagine that Orange thingee all over your new Ed Hardy Douche T.
Not pretty.
Worst part is that at The Boulevard Mall those ghetto bitches won't turn away embarrassed for you. Aw Hells To The No!
Your ass will be videophoned up to YouTube under "Gay Breakup At Ghetto Ass Mall" so quick your girls will be laughing at you by the time you hit Krave that night.
AND.
Any potential next Exes are forewarned that your ass will take them to some random ghetto ass mall to break up with them.
Not cute.
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