CHRIS MILLER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! REALLY. I SWEAR.

CHRIS MILLER IS 50! (Really. I Swear. Cut him in half and count the rings.)


So, My bestie, Chris Miller, is (finally) having his 50th birthday party.

That's him in the picture above.

On the right.

Anyways, we are going to be celebrating his 50 years on planet Earth and his general ,uh, goodness (?) on this Sunday 10 October from 6-9pm in the garden at The Bar Bistro (The Arts Factory) 107 e Charleston 89104 at Casino Center.

Come and enjoy some cake and small finger type food thingees whilst watching me revel in the age difference between myself and Chris.

Did I write that out loud?

My bad.

The Garden at Bar Bistro is accessible to those with disabilities, so, all are encouraged to join us. We will have a full cash bar, and yes, the birthday boy does expect to be bought copious amount of adult beverages.

While we're on the subject.

We were.

On the subject.

The birthday boy will be receiving a REALLY cool gift on Sunday morning. It MUST STAY A SUPER SECRET! If you would like to be there for that gift, please email me and I will give you the details. BUT, no matter what, PLEASE join us for cake and booze from 6-9pm.

Btw, the birthday boy would love it if someone would get him a gift certificate to Target.

He needs underwear and socks.

He TOLD me that!

I would have no way of knowing otherwise.

WE ARE NOT TOGETHER.

But, he would make a fine catch for someone worthy of him.

He makes me say that.

Questions?

No?

Good.

CHRIS TURNS 50
SUNDAY 10 OCTOBER
The Garden at Bar Bistro (The Arts Factory)
107 E Charleston blvd 89104
Contact via text
Derek 702 576 4978
Sandy 702 400 3613