VEGAS STYLE GUY: MATT GOSS

When I think of Vegas Style Guys, I think of the suave and smooth crooners. Dean, Frank, Sammy and Peter Lawford are my idea of Men with style. The way they wore a suit made the ladies swoon a-roon roon and the gents all rush out to Bullocks to get the latest in sharksin, skinny suits.

That old Vegas look is a class act that never goes out of style. It's clean and simple, yet, tres elegante.

That's French for, SLAMMIN'!

Whether you're hitting a steakhouse on the Strip or alighting from your Caddy with tonight's arm candy, you can rest assured that you'll be aces in a suit if Deano would have worn it.

The newest member of the Vegas Style Pack is Matt Goss.

Matt Goss?

Who is this Matt Goss I speak of?

Remember those way hot UK twins from the 80's, "Bros"? They gave us such jams as, "When Will I Be Famous" and "I Owe You Nothing".

Well, Matt was a Bro.

Turns out Matt wasn't just a pretty boy who looked good in torn jeans. He is actually an extremely talented singer and performer. He's currently packing them in at The Palms on a long term gig. While virtually unknown here in the states, Goss is known as "The Voice" worldwide, Matt has sold millions of albums with "Bros" and as a solo artist. Las Vegas is where Matt hopes to establish himself on this side of the pond as a star of major talent and potential.

In addition to soothing the aural canals with his smooth "blue eyed" soul, Matt is one the most stylish men in Las Vegas. He's fast becoming known for his dapper, well cut suits and Sinatra-esque fedoras. Matt exhibits a sleek and modern style that pays homage to the past in a way that is still modern and fresh. Hopefully, the guys who go to see his shows will come away with a need to buy his CD AND they'll have a clue on how a guy should be dressing for a night out on the town in Las Vegas these days.

Matt Goss is in residence at The Palms on the weekends.

Check out Matt Goss at The Palms Hotel & Casino
4321 West Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, NV 89103
702-942-7777

www.palms.com

GET A LOAD OF THOSE NUGGETS! $300 MILLION DOLLAR GOLDEN NUGGET RENOVATION READY FOR IT'S CLOSE UP!

I love my Downtown. Especially Fremont Street. I honestly believe that Fremont Street is the "real" Las Vegas. Not to put down the "Megas" up the street, but, on Fremont Street you can always have a good time no matter what your budget.

Well, mon Ami, Downtown is about to be rocked by the classiest joint north of Bonneville. The Golden Nugget is taking the wraps off of it's new tower!

Damn the economy! Full luxe ahead!

Already the most luxurious of the Downtown hotel, The Golden Nugget has just seen a $300 Million renovation and upgrade.

$300 Million!

Pretty soon we'll be talkin' real money.

What you get for all of that cheese is one Glam new Glitter Palace for The Gulch.

Luxury rooms that are larger than my own personal Downtown Criblet, a HUGE new Aquarium you can enjoy either from the stylish lobby ,or, from your table at my soon to be fave eatery, The Charthouse.

Over a Million Smackeroos was spent on the Porte Cochere alone!

That's French for the place you get out of your Town Car at.

All of this is in addition to all of my favorite things about The Golden Nugget which have been kept and improved. There's the pool with it's water slide through a tank full of vicious, man eating sharks (no, not them, those are Cougars, look in the tank silly!) which has been upgraded with the most chic cabanas downtown. AND my fave bar Downtown to people watch and drink Gibson's, Gold Digger's!

Well, the big to do is tonight, so, I better go shine my date and get a move on for the festivities!

See you there!

Golden Nugget Hotel
129 E. Fremont St.
Las Vegas, NV 89101


E-mail:
Guest Services: guestservices@goldennugget.com

Room Reservations: gnlvresv@goldennugget.com


Telephone:
Room Reservations: 800-846-5336

General Information: 702-385-7111



http://www.goldennugget.com/home.asp

CADILLAC CTS COUPE: OH! MY! GAWD! CHANDLER BING!

I'm not bad.

I'm just drawn that way.

I have morals.

Not alot, about two.

Both of them would be out the window like the last bottle of Hennesy at a Ghetto prom if Satan came at me and offered me a 2010 Cadillac CTS Coupe.

I'd sleep with your Mom and kill your Dad for this car.

(Note to self: Don't say stuff like that out loud. It makes you look shallow.)

Pardon Moi, Je suis digress.

The new CTS Coupe is a direct injected 3.6-liter V6 304 hp, torquey sex toy.

And I wanna play with it.

This car is the sleekest thing to come out of Motown since Cindy Birdsong. The lines are sharp and seductive. The interior is like having Leather Daddy sex on the Cote D'Azure, all leather and chrome. 18" wheels and GM's Hydra-Matic 6L50 six-speed automatic tranny make cruising the boulevard from Fremont Street to Santa Monica and Roberston a Pimpy breeze.

I WANT THIS SLED!

Oh Satan, whereforth art Thou?

ED HARDY: DOUCHE COUTURE

I admit it.

I will right now.

I lust for a hot Douche in an Ed Hardy Bedazzled T-Shirt. You know the type. He hangs out at pool parties with his "Brahs" leering at future strippers from Tampa while drinking Adios MuthaFuckas in the sun till he pukes on your Air Kobes ( or whatever those people wear). He's hot, but, you know after he splooges he's gonna fart and fall asleep.

I love him.

So do you.

Admit it.

And what does a Douche wear when he's hitting T.I. (the Ultimate Douche Hotel)?

ED. FUCKING. HARDY. BRAH!

Since Ashton Kutchner first wore that Ed Hardy Trucker hat, the Hardy line has become the Chanel for the Douche set. If you're a Douche and you don't have an Ed Hardy Bedazzled T, well, who are you Brah? I don't know you anymore.

My faves are the Bedazzled board shorts that hang oh so low on a hot white boys' flat ass.

Yummers.

They also have shoes and various other accessories.


I wouldn't know.

Ed Hardy, your fashion Douchestination!

http://www.donedhardy.com/

THE GOUCHE: GAY DOUCHES

ADAM LAMBERTS BOYFRIEND (Lowest Form of Celebrity Gouche)
LANCE BASS (I'm Gay! What? You KNEW?)
PEREZ HILTON (Oops, my bad, he's a dick)
TILA TEQUILA (Small Vietnamese Drag Queen)
TOM CRUISE (Alien)

BMW: THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE EXPERIENCE

Let's face it, Bimmers are the car you're going to see the most of at any "Ladies Drink Free" nightclub from the Jersey Shore to Henderson. For whatever reason, BMW has cornered the market on Douchemobiles.

If you're a Douche (and , be honest, you know if you are), here's what the BMW folks have for you in 2010.

X1

What is it?

The starter Douchemobile for Guidos whose Daddy won't pay child support because they don't want their exes using it on poolboys.

Or Cage Fighters.

3-Series

What is it?

This is THE Douchemobile! You aren't even in the running for lead Douche until you've had a DUI in one of these overpriced, overrated penis enhancers.

5-Series

What is it?

The car your sister's dork Dr. boyfriend drives. You hate him.

7-Series

What is it?

Your Douche Dad's Douchemobile. He bought it cause his ass is too fat to get in and out of a 3-Series.

But not too fat to climb under his new girlfriend you're banging.

The X's

What are they?

The X Series are the Ultimate Dumbass Duouche Experience. What? You're going 4 wheeling at T.I.? Need extra space for your Ed Hardy T's? Need a place to throw your faded Brah after a night at Poetry?

Really?

The X3 is so stupid we won't bother. If you have one of these, give back your "I Heart Brody" shirt.

X5: See X3

There's a special place in Hell for you if you drive an X6. It's like a Pontiac Aztek juiced on a 3 Series and had this Mongoloid Monstrosity.

There a reason Great Danes don't bang Chihuahuas.

2010 5-Series Gran Turismo

What is it?

LOL! DUDE! No way! WTF?!?!?!

Feels like a pump, looks like a limp wanger.

I'm at a bit of a loss as to who exactly wants a HATCHBACK 5-Series. 3rd wives? Circus Clowns who get paid union wages? People who believe that ugly truly is in the eyes of the beholder? Slutty Grandmothers?

I have to stop, my stomach hurts.

Z4

What is it?

THE Gouche (Gay Douche)sled for hair "Stylists" at the best "Salon" in the Mall.

DOUCHE MAGNETS

CARRIE PREJEAN (WHORE)
BRITTNEY SPEARS(Nutjob)
MARIAH CAREY (Cougar)
HEIDI MONTAG (Annoying Suburban Princess)
MYLEY CYRUS (Future Unwed Mother)
ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Dead. Still)
DENISE RICHARDS ("Actress")
HEATHER LOCKLEAR (Groupie)
JENNIFER ANISTON (Flat Bottomed Girl)
ANY KARDASHIAN SISTER INCLUDING THE TWO NEW ONES (Valley Reality Trash)
PAMELA ANDERSON (Porno Star)