IT'S OSCAR NIGHT aka "THE GAY SUPERBOWL!" WIN A PRIVATE VIP TABLE AND BOTTLE OF HOOCH TONITE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS AT REVOLUTION LOUNGE!

Well. Well.

Mon Ami.

That's French for, "what up Bitches?"

It's that time of the year again!

No, not the semi-annual 7 For All Mankind Jeans sale.

No, not another Lohan trip to rehab.

No, not another Republican Congressman busted for trashy Gay sex in a bathroom.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!

Yes, the Gay Superbowl is back!

Really.

I swear.

And to show you how much he cares about your being able to continue your apres Oscar partying, Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge's own cute-alicious Eduardo Cordova is offering you and 5 of your Cinematic scenesters the chance to win a muy privado VIP table and Bottle at Closet Sundays tonight after the big event!

Here's the rules:

You must be in Las Vegas tonight as the offer is only good TONIGHT! (Duh)
Your group must have at least 5 people. (Make sure they look cute)
Gratuities not included (that means TIP THE DAMN WAITRESS. Bitch)

The winner will be the FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY IN THE COMMENTS BOX HERE AT THE VEGAS STYLE GUY! The easiest way to answer is to copy and paste the questions in the comment box.

Contestants must include a way of contacting them (#, email, etc.)

HERE WE GO!

Which one of this years Oscar nominees has a mother who performs in the subway?

Who was the first Black Actress to be nominated for Best Actress?

Who designed Cher's dress for the 1986 Oscar ceremony?

Adulteress home wrecker and Oscar winner, Angelina Jolie was married to what “Bad Santa” star?

What is the only X Rated movie to win an Academy Award?

GOOD LUCK!

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MUCHO MAS!

Tonight is also: BRUSH OFF! at CLOSET SUNDAYS!

Oh yes Honey, you want Gay?

Eduardo will give you Gay.

Can you handle the Gay?

Ok.

Get. This.

Face painters from Color Salon, MAC, Kelly Cardenas Salon, & Tease Salon will all be competing for the title of "BEST MAKE UP ARTIST"!

Mind you, it's nowhere near as Glam as my winning the Congeniality portion of the Miss West Covina pageant in '84, but, THERE'S A $1,000 PRIZE!!!!

That's a whole lot of eyeliner Chicas!

As Moiself is currently experiencing the joys of Black men in our nations' capitol, uh I mean, lobbying on important LGBT isssues, tonight's celebrity guest judge is (drum roll please) SOCIALITE JONNY MAKEUP!

Yes.

I know.

As per usual the sounds that make your hips write a check your behind better cash is DJ JASON LEMA!

And even if you don't win the contest, you can still call the utterly edible Jason Baca for the primo VIP service for you and your crew @ 702 485 9294

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE 3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10pm until someone tells you, "yes, those jeans do make your ass look fat."