HEAVEN IS BACK AND EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS IT!

I've never been to Moscow.

I've never been to Shanghai.

I have been to Tijuana.

But we don't talk about that anymore.

By order of the Border Patrol.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

I have been to HEAVEN!

Ok look, I already told you we can't talk about T.J.!

I'm talking about HEAVEN, the best ever club in the history of the known LGBT universe in Las Vegas!

Of course it is an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" affaire! That's Francais for Hella Good Ass Partay!

Well.

The best dimples North of The Rio Grande is bringing back HEAVEN for the summer of '11! Yes, Heeeeee's Baaaaack!

Only this summer it is going to be even mas slammin' than ever before!

Ho,w you may ask.

I said you may.

Ask.

Duh.

Here's how.

Bitch.

Of course HEAVEN is back at the BARE POOL at The Mirage!

Of. Course.

At tonight's Le Opening Grande E to The C will be serving up a special performance by Erika Jayne!

In addition, Super Duper Star DJ Chris Cox will be whirling the jams to make the dance floor rock like a big girl!

Did I mention that dancefloor is is suspended on plexiglass over the pool at BARE?

Really.

I swear.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MAS!

We're being INVADED Y'ALL!

And that's a good thing!

Steve Machuca & Woody Woddbeck (I swear I didn't make that name up!) are bringing us a Bus Load of "California Boys" from West Hollywood!

Yum. Imported fresh meat!

Uh, I mean, fun tourist dudes.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

Well.

Aren't you all fired up?

Aren't you?

Of course you are.

Silly.

HEAVEN happens TONIGHT at the BARE Pool at The Mirage starting at 1030pm and ending when you see the 1,500th American Apparel Deep V-Neck T-shirt.

Obviously I don't have to get on the guest list, but, you really should drop an internet thingee to Ivanvegas@ymail.com and get on his list to make sure you and yours are there to enjoy the hottest night in the LGBT, HEAVEN!

HEAVEN AT THE BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE RESORT AND CASINO
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Think YOU'RE The Gay BFF? Find Out Tonight At "Closet Sundays"!

Well.

As any regular reader of my stream of consciousness ramblings on Style and The Glamorous Life knows, Moi only comes out of my Lair during the late night for one person.

No, not Johnny Walker.

Bitch.

No, not Kim Kardashian.

I only like the fat one and the soon to be bulimic new sister.

Moi only comes out during DUI checkpoint time for the most adorable promoter in the LV.

EDUARDO CORDOVA!

Really.

I swear.

Well.

Tonight everyone's favorite eye candy behind a velvet rope is hosting a totally new contest!

You know how I just love a contest.

Well.

As long as there isn't a swimsuit portion.

Or congeniality.

I am more the type to put pepper in your bikini bottom than make friends backstage.

Where was I?

Oh.

Yes.

So.

Tonight Mr. Dimples from Cutiepie Land Cordova is having a contest to see who is THE Gay BFF!

As I mentioned previously, I am NOT the one, so I have decided to not try for this crown.

But.

Others have. A MUCH nicer bunch than Moiself.

They are:

Benjamin Bradley
Brandon Pereyda
Johnny Espinosa
Chris Saldana
Patrick Chan
Ethan Carvalho
Andy Du Bois
Armando Macias
Jake Callotta
Jorge Garcia-Solorio
Ivan Rodriguez
Jorge Martinez Schwarzbeck
and
Jonathan Morgan

It seems that the premise is whomever brings the most friends to CLOSET SUNDAYS tonight will receive the following:

WINNER TO RECEIVE:
ONE NIGHT STAY AT THE MIRAGE
DINNER FOR 2 AT STACK
COMP BOTTLE AT ANY LIGHT GROUP LGBT EVENT

Woo.

Hoo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Did you doubt?

In addition to the spectacle of seeing all of those Gays making niceee to win a night in a room that doesn't charge by the hour, there will be a SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LADY KIMORA!

Oooh.

Weee.

As always there will be Le Specials Du Potato Juice.

That's VODKA!

Keep up.

Something called "COORS" is also on special.

Hmm, does one drink that with an umbrella?

Olives?

Whatevers.

I'm sure it's tasty when it's on special.

What isn't?

For those of you who are not me (and most of you aren't), you can call 702-693-8300 to get on the guest list.

You can also follow Eduardo (No, not from behind you little perv.) at Twitter Freak! Simply click in @EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM on your internet machine.

You do know that box is good for things other than Porn?

Don't you?

Eww.

TEXT "CLOSET" TO 25827 FOR UPDATES AND OFFERS ON ALL CLOSET SUNDAY EVENTS!

The party starts at 10pm and ends when I have to tell you to get rid of your boyfriend.

Closet Sundays
The Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Why are you still here?

Shouldn't you be practicing your moves in front of the mirror?

No. Not THAT move!

The one you can do on a dance floor!

Puta.

LADY KIMORA

SUNDANZE WITH KELLY ROWLAND PRESENTED BY EDUARDO CORDOVA AT JET!

If you know Moiself (and you do), you are aware that I only leave my lair for the best of the best.

Smashburger.

Movies with talking animals.

Red Carpets with D-List celebutantes.

Throwing eggs at Christina Aguilera’s house.

But. You knew all that.

Right?

Right.

Well.

One of the main things to get me to leave the comforts of The GayBoyClub is any event that has the cutest of the cute promoters attached to it.

Do I even need say that the promoter with the mostest is the bearer of the best dimples this side of my fat ass, Eduardo Cordova?

Oh. TMI?

Where was I?

Oh. Yeah.

Eduardo Cordova and his dimples. That is what we were talking about right?

Oh. No.

We were talking about how E to the C always puts on the best events on The Strip for Boys who Bang Boys, Girls who aren’t afraid of carpets and all those in between.

Really.

I swear.

Tonite Eduardo keeps the New Years spirit rockin’ with SUNDANZE at Jet! It’s the beginning of a new decade and Eduardo is getting this party started right with KELLY ROWLAND!!!

O. M. G.

No!

Yes!

In addition the Go Gos will be Go Going scantily clad on those things they Go Go on!

The Muzak will be jammed into your aural cavities by Dj Michael Paul out of El Lay and Superstar DJ Tracy Young from El Apple Grande!

Did I mention that there will be special dance acts to go along with all that Go Going?

Well there will be!

Bitch.

Can I ask you a question?

Why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be gluing in tracks and arranging a designated driver right about now?

Shouldn’t you?

The fun begins at 1030pm TONITE and goes until the room starts spinning and you ask the guy you’re talking to, “have I ever woke up at your house before?”

That’s always when it’s time to leave.

Just so you know.

Well.

Stop bothering me!

Go get your track on and get over to SUNDANZE presented by Eduardo Cordova! While you’re there, look at those dimples.

Then, think of mine.


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WELCOME NETROOTS TO A WEEKEND OF FUN VEGAS STYLEE!

Join Stonewall Democrats of Southern Nevada for a weekend of fun Vegas Stylee!

Ok, activists, it’s time to have a little fun! Join us for a view of Vegas you’ll only see with a local as your guide.

FRIDAY 23 JULY

8pm Camp 107, The Arts Factory "Blazing Saddles"

This is where you can come and for only $5 get a free Chocolate Martini and watch the classic Mel Brooks movie “Blazing Saddles” while dipping your feet in our Icee kiddie pools under our cooling misters. This is Vegas for locals in the “18B Arts District” 107 E Charleston 89104 only a short cab ride from the Rio Hotel.
Make sure you buy a Stonewall Raffle ticket! Hosted by Derek Washington

SATURDAY 24 JULY

11pm STONEWALL DEMOCRATS OF SOUTHERN NEVADA PARTY AT “HEAVEN @ BARE POOL”!

All Netroots participants are welcome for free. This week’s party features Tyra from Rupaul’s DRAG RACE!
HOT NEON GOGOS guests get lots of NEON swag!
GUEST DJ MIKE BRYANT
$5 VODKA DRINKS / $5 COORS / $9 VODKA RED BULLS
Stonewall has a VIP Cabana ,so, stop by to experience Vegas Stonewall stylee and we’ll hook you up with VIP service at a discount which is a great way for groups to save money on cocktails!

We’re also celebrating MECHA’s Adan Martinez’ 21st birthday!

Tell them you are on Derek Washington’s Stonewall Netroots Guestlist!
Heaven At Bare Pool at The Mirage

3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Pandora Boxx + $7 Vodka Drinks + Open Bar from 1030-1130pm = Eduardo Cordova Presents, HEAVEN!

The misters are in place, but, they may not cool you down after DJ Relapse throws down the sounds that make you sweat while the Go Gos are Go Going!

With TWO performances, Pandora Boxx is gonna do her best to make sure the heat stays turned up as you cool off with your tasty $7 Drank Du Vodka.








Get thee to HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage for a cool time on this hot summer night for the best LGBT time to be had on the world famous Strip! Make sure you get there early to sip the gratis liquidity! Check out the laser show whilst you chillax in your muy privado cabana sippin’ on potato juice. VIP service? Just call 702 693 8300 for VIP and guest list.

Hurry up and get your club on at HEAVEN!

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS

HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage!
10pm until you just take anymore player!
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

HEAVEN IS A LUCITE COVERED POOL ON EARTH

Now you must know by now that yours truly is quite the wallflower.

Really.

I swear.

Mois Saturday nights are filled with warm milk and a nice book.

No.

Mas.

It seems that owner of the most lickable dimples in Le Cite, Eduardo Cordova has managed to ruin my quiet evenings.

Yet. Again.

Into my comfortable little bit of Hell, our little burgh's own Promoter Ultimate has decided to lucite over a pool and put a dance floor where a dance floor ought to be and lo and behold, Heaven!

Lo.

And.

Behold.

Indeed.

Yes Mon petite Animals Du Partay (that's French for: Damn Gurl, I needs a whole new look for the club!), the Village that never sleeps now has a place for vous to throw your hands in the air.

Whilst waving them like you just don't care.

ON SATURDAY NIGHT!

Hells to the yeah!

It seems that having the only LGBT club worth going to every Sunday night , Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge wasn't enough, E To The C has now gone and turned the Bare Pool at The Mirage into the most happening y hip club in the whole LV! Saturdays now have a reason to exist and its raison de etre is HEAVEN!

Btw, have vous heard of a little App called GRINDR? Well, if you just happen to have it on your fancy phone, you and your Bitchez can help celebrate the one year anniversary of this Homo hunter and get into Heaven for free before midnite just by flashing GRINDR at the doorbabe.

Did Moi happen to mention that there is also OPEN BAR until midnite for those of you who manage to get your outfits together before the witching hour?

Well.

There is.

DJ's, did you say, "what about the DJ's?"

Of course you did.

Well.

DJ Brett Henrichsen and DJ Relapse will be throwing the sounds at Yo ass till the break of dawn.

DJ's are the new Rock Stars.

Don't you know.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Seven will be your lucky number as you frolic under the stars slurping on the $7 Vodka & Coors specials.

Wondering what those streaks of light are that just went off over your Fauxhawk?

No, it didn't just kick in Alice.

IT'S THE MASTERBEAT.COM LASER SHOW!

Trip.

Out.

Enjoy the cool Spring air as Angel Go Go's do what they do best.

Go.

Go.

All night long.

Oh.

My.

I'm already fatigued.

Muy.

But.

Not.

You.

What are vous waiting for?

Text "STARS" to 25827 to RSVP for FREE Cover & Get updates!

Of course you and your crew de partay will be wanting a VIP place to plant it and a bottle.

Of. Course.

Well.

Give a jingle to the owner of the hottest smolder in the LV, Jason Baca at 702-485-9294.

BUT WAIT!

You don't have GRINDR?

Say it aint so!

Bitch.

Go to http://www.Grindr.com to download the free app today!

Bitch.

HEAVEN SATURDAY NIGHTS @ THE BARE POOL LOUNGE

Mirage Resort and Casino
3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109

10:30pm - Until I steal your boyfriend.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT aka "THE GAY SUPERBOWL!" WIN A PRIVATE VIP TABLE AND BOTTLE OF HOOCH TONITE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS AT REVOLUTION LOUNGE!

Well. Well.

Mon Ami.

That's French for, "what up Bitches?"

It's that time of the year again!

No, not the semi-annual 7 For All Mankind Jeans sale.

No, not another Lohan trip to rehab.

No, not another Republican Congressman busted for trashy Gay sex in a bathroom.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!

Yes, the Gay Superbowl is back!

Really.

I swear.

And to show you how much he cares about your being able to continue your apres Oscar partying, Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge's own cute-alicious Eduardo Cordova is offering you and 5 of your Cinematic scenesters the chance to win a muy privado VIP table and Bottle at Closet Sundays tonight after the big event!

Here's the rules:

You must be in Las Vegas tonight as the offer is only good TONIGHT! (Duh)
Your group must have at least 5 people. (Make sure they look cute)
Gratuities not included (that means TIP THE DAMN WAITRESS. Bitch)

The winner will be the FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY IN THE COMMENTS BOX HERE AT THE VEGAS STYLE GUY! The easiest way to answer is to copy and paste the questions in the comment box.

Contestants must include a way of contacting them (#, email, etc.)

HERE WE GO!

Which one of this years Oscar nominees has a mother who performs in the subway?

Who was the first Black Actress to be nominated for Best Actress?

Who designed Cher's dress for the 1986 Oscar ceremony?

Adulteress home wrecker and Oscar winner, Angelina Jolie was married to what “Bad Santa” star?

What is the only X Rated movie to win an Academy Award?

GOOD LUCK!

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MUCHO MAS!

Tonight is also: BRUSH OFF! at CLOSET SUNDAYS!

Oh yes Honey, you want Gay?

Eduardo will give you Gay.

Can you handle the Gay?

Ok.

Get. This.

Face painters from Color Salon, MAC, Kelly Cardenas Salon, & Tease Salon will all be competing for the title of "BEST MAKE UP ARTIST"!

Mind you, it's nowhere near as Glam as my winning the Congeniality portion of the Miss West Covina pageant in '84, but, THERE'S A $1,000 PRIZE!!!!

That's a whole lot of eyeliner Chicas!

As Moiself is currently experiencing the joys of Black men in our nations' capitol, uh I mean, lobbying on important LGBT isssues, tonight's celebrity guest judge is (drum roll please) SOCIALITE JONNY MAKEUP!

Yes.

I know.

As per usual the sounds that make your hips write a check your behind better cash is DJ JASON LEMA!

And even if you don't win the contest, you can still call the utterly edible Jason Baca for the primo VIP service for you and your crew @ 702 485 9294

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE 3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10pm until someone tells you, "yes, those jeans do make your ass look fat."

SUPPORT LOVE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS 2NITE!

L'amour, L'amour, Toujour L'amour!

That's Francaise for, "Can a Bitch get a bottle and a VIP table up in here tonight?"

Really.

I swear.

As we speak, Moi is prepping yet another majorly fab outfit for an evening at Closet Sundays.

Yet. Another.

Yes, my little nightsters, it's time to hit Revolution Lounge for Closet Sundays again. As you know, Moiself seldom goes out amongst the hoards of well wishers one invariably encounters when traipsing fashionably throughout our little Peyton Place.

But.

When Moi does, it's usually for Eduardo Cordova because he presents the one night of the week in Las Vegas that is a sure bet to feature the most fashionable and hottest fashionable hotties around. AND you can always be sure that the steel wheels will be spun by the best DJ's and the Go Go's will make you glad you wore your underoos instead of boxers.

As if you don't know what I mean.

Bitch.

Please.

Well.

Tonight is muy importante extra fabuloso.

That's El Monte for "Support Love at Closet Sundays".

It's a benefit to do good things for those of us who need good things done.

As per always, The "E to the C", will be raffling off majorly needed prizes and DJ Jason Lema is in the booth del soundo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

$5 Vodka Drinks / $5 Coors Light / $9 Vodka Red Bulls!

Zut Alors!

That's French for, "Hells to the yeah!"

Btw, if you're in need of VIP service (and who isn't?), give ultra Sexy VIP host Jason Baca a one ringy dingy at 702-485-9294

Are you still here?

Shouldn't you be on your way to Gucci for an outfit to hit Closet Sundays in?

Really.

I swear.

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE SUPPORT LOVE!
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM Until I call your mother to tell her how messy you are.

http://www.lightgroup.com/nightlife/beatles-revolution-lounge-las-vegas/

IT'S SUNDAY, GET BACK INTO THE CLOSET! JOHN VARVATOS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE 2NITE!

If it's Sunday, yours truly is obviously already primping Moi's newly "threaded" eyebrows and fab new coiffure for my numero fave-o Sunday boite, "Closet Sundays".

You know "Closet Sundays".

Don't you?

Of course you do.

This Sunday, Eduardo Cordova is not only presenting his usual fab night of fun, hotties and Muzak, The "E" to the "C" is partnering up with my fave menswear designer John Varvatos for a night of mucho mas cool at The Revolution Lounge at Mirage!

Fabnifique!

That's French for "Fierceness Rules!"

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

As if Moiself wouldn't have more surprises for you little style junkies.

As. If.

Listen up.

Bitchez.

John Varvatos is not only giving away the labels delish cologne to the 1st 100 mavens of style, they are also going to give away a $1,000 shopping spree!

Oy.

And.

Vey!

There's also going to be a hot "Clothing Showcase" AND a special performance by Erika Jayne!



On the dance tables, the spin will be coming from DJ Jason Lema!

So, get your high heel sneakers, wig hat and cute T-Shirt and get thee to the Revolution Lounge at Mirage for one of the last "Closet Sundays" of the two oh nine!

Look fab or stay en yo casa.

I'm jes sayin'.


EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: "CLOSET SUNDAYS"
REVOLUTION LOUNGE @ THE MIRAGE

10PM - UNTIL YOUR MOM SHOWS UP IN BOOTY SHORTS.

Or your Dad.

3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109-8923

For VIP / Bottle Service call Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294

WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR STOCKING STUFFED? CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER @ CLOSET SUNDAYS!

OH! MY! GAWD! CHANDLER BING! Where did the year go?

It seems that just yesterday Moiself was fighting off the shivers in last seasons Ermine wrap.

Ok,it was denim, but, whatever.

Bitch.

Well, here it is again, fa la la la la la la time.

Blech.

Let's talk amongst ourselves.

The only thing good about the holidays is that my favorite drinks now come wrapped in gift boxes and I only need look under my tree for them.

How convenient!

I mean really, 24/7 Christmas music and all that damn "good cheer".

At Walmart fer chrissakes. No one is really that happy at Walmart.

No one.

So, there I was cuddled up with my Hot Toddie when I realized I had gotten an ultra exclusive Evitation from the cuties at CRUSH!

So I told Toddie it was time for him to move his car.

He was leaving.

Now.

You're still here T.?

Au revoir!

That's French for, "No, you can not take a shower here."

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

It seems that is time for two of my fave things to happen at once!

This week at CLOSET SUNDAYS @ Revolution Lounge is the SO CRUSH ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER!

Oh. My.

Well, who doesn't like their stocking stuffed?

Who?

My mucho mas fave-o club God, Eduardo Cordova, presents the ultimate weekly club for those that practice "the love that dare not speak its name", CLOSET SUNDAYS, at my fave boite (that's French for, "hola Papi, I have a VIP table and a bottle of Vodka. Thirsty?) the Revolution Lounge at Mirage. This week he has invited CHELLEY, BEBE ZAHARA BENET, AND THE VIXENS to sing for their supper, uh, perform and DJ Jason Lema to make your booty shake.

Mine always shakes. I'm SO going on a diet

So.

There's going to be Holiday drink specials (hoorah!) and hot Go Go dancers!

I'm so glad they aren't doing cold Go Go dancers.

I hate those.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

The first 400 celebutantes will be receiving FREE hoodies!

Tres Magnifique!

That's French for, "it's free, Bitch!"

This will be the party of the year ,so, make sure you stop by my VIP table and say hola.

But, don't get comfortable and try to pour yourself a drank.

You don't know me like that.

You wouldn't try that on a Kardashian.

Don't get it twisted.

CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER
13 DECEMBER 2009
9PM UNTIL I'M BORED WITH YOU

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE at THE MIRAGE
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.
For VIP Reservations & Bottle Service ring up Jason Baca 702 485 9294