SHARE: The ONLY Place You Need To Know About In Gay Vegas!

Hola Cholas!

And assorted other Glamzillas.

It's the weekend in Las Vegas and one is simply swamped with places to go and people to do...oh, wait, THINGS to do.

My bad.

So. Where is one to go that won't be just another flaccid night of tired DJ's and draft beer in a pitcher (though Moi has been known to put a hurtin' on a draft beer in a pitcher. I'm jes sayin'.)?

Where you ask?

You did ask.

Really. I swear.

Where?

SHARE!

The hottest new swank place to wave your hands in the air like you just don't care is, say it with me this time, SHARE.

Located convenient to, but not swamped by the traffic of The Strip, SHARE is THE place to see and be seen. On Friday nights you'll be putting on your wig hat and high heeled sneakers for Paul Nichols Stripper Circus. It's La La Land's ultra sexy fab u lush party served up Las Vegas Style with DJ CHI CHI LaRue and the the sexual DJ Nick Ayler. Every 3rd Wednesday DJ Lisa Pittman serves up the hot chicas at BootyBar. There's a $500 prize for the best tail on Cotton Tail Mondays, oh my. The Fabulous Edie is the hostest with the mostest weekly at The Biz: A Weekly Cast Party with the best entertainers from The Strip showing you what they got in a tres intimate setting. Did I mention there's 2-4-1 Cocktails those nights starting at 10pm? Now I have. And of course Saturday is everybody's fave night to get hot and sweaty on the dance floor!

AND THERE'S NEVER A COVER CHARGE!

I said never.

Ok, let's talk about what's muy importante.

No Bitch, not my recent weight gain.

VIP TABLE SERVICE!

As you know, Moi never goes anywhere unless Moi is on the DJ. I mean on the DJ's list. And I would never sit anywhere but the VIP section con bottles of my favorite adult beverages. Never. Well, SHARE has the best table service in the Gay Las Vegas universe!

AND it's tres affordable starting at just $100! Uh hello, why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you be Tweeting your peeps and updating your Facebook status to "In The VIP Bitches!"?

Right?

By the by, if you manage to get your car out of the driveway in time SHARE has OPEN BAR!That's right from 10 PM to 11 PM just get out your DROID and text "isahre" to 313131 (must show text at door for open bar).

Did I mention SHARES serves up After Hours frivolity from 3am on every Friday and Saturday? They do.

So. Hurry on down and shake your groove thing while you oggle the parade of cuties at SHARE.

Now.

I said now.





4636 Wynn Road
Las Vegas
Nevada
89103
702-258-2681

www.sharenightclub.com

HEAVEN IS BACK AND EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS IT!

I've never been to Moscow.

I've never been to Shanghai.

I have been to Tijuana.

But we don't talk about that anymore.

By order of the Border Patrol.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

I have been to HEAVEN!

Ok look, I already told you we can't talk about T.J.!

I'm talking about HEAVEN, the best ever club in the history of the known LGBT universe in Las Vegas!

Of course it is an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" affaire! That's Francais for Hella Good Ass Partay!

Well.

The best dimples North of The Rio Grande is bringing back HEAVEN for the summer of '11! Yes, Heeeeee's Baaaaack!

Only this summer it is going to be even mas slammin' than ever before!

Ho,w you may ask.

I said you may.

Ask.

Duh.

Here's how.

Bitch.

Of course HEAVEN is back at the BARE POOL at The Mirage!

Of. Course.

At tonight's Le Opening Grande E to The C will be serving up a special performance by Erika Jayne!

In addition, Super Duper Star DJ Chris Cox will be whirling the jams to make the dance floor rock like a big girl!

Did I mention that dancefloor is is suspended on plexiglass over the pool at BARE?

Really.

I swear.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MAS!

We're being INVADED Y'ALL!

And that's a good thing!

Steve Machuca & Woody Woddbeck (I swear I didn't make that name up!) are bringing us a Bus Load of "California Boys" from West Hollywood!

Yum. Imported fresh meat!

Uh, I mean, fun tourist dudes.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

Well.

Aren't you all fired up?

Aren't you?

Of course you are.

Silly.

HEAVEN happens TONIGHT at the BARE Pool at The Mirage starting at 1030pm and ending when you see the 1,500th American Apparel Deep V-Neck T-shirt.

Obviously I don't have to get on the guest list, but, you really should drop an internet thingee to Ivanvegas@ymail.com and get on his list to make sure you and yours are there to enjoy the hottest night in the LGBT, HEAVEN!

HEAVEN AT THE BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE RESORT AND CASINO
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Think YOU'RE The Gay BFF? Find Out Tonight At "Closet Sundays"!

Well.

As any regular reader of my stream of consciousness ramblings on Style and The Glamorous Life knows, Moi only comes out of my Lair during the late night for one person.

No, not Johnny Walker.

Bitch.

No, not Kim Kardashian.

I only like the fat one and the soon to be bulimic new sister.

Moi only comes out during DUI checkpoint time for the most adorable promoter in the LV.

EDUARDO CORDOVA!

Really.

I swear.

Well.

Tonight everyone's favorite eye candy behind a velvet rope is hosting a totally new contest!

You know how I just love a contest.

Well.

As long as there isn't a swimsuit portion.

Or congeniality.

I am more the type to put pepper in your bikini bottom than make friends backstage.

Where was I?

Oh.

Yes.

So.

Tonight Mr. Dimples from Cutiepie Land Cordova is having a contest to see who is THE Gay BFF!

As I mentioned previously, I am NOT the one, so I have decided to not try for this crown.

But.

Others have. A MUCH nicer bunch than Moiself.

They are:

Benjamin Bradley
Brandon Pereyda
Johnny Espinosa
Chris Saldana
Patrick Chan
Ethan Carvalho
Andy Du Bois
Armando Macias
Jake Callotta
Jorge Garcia-Solorio
Ivan Rodriguez
Jorge Martinez Schwarzbeck
and
Jonathan Morgan

It seems that the premise is whomever brings the most friends to CLOSET SUNDAYS tonight will receive the following:

WINNER TO RECEIVE:
ONE NIGHT STAY AT THE MIRAGE
DINNER FOR 2 AT STACK
COMP BOTTLE AT ANY LIGHT GROUP LGBT EVENT

Woo.

Hoo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Did you doubt?

In addition to the spectacle of seeing all of those Gays making niceee to win a night in a room that doesn't charge by the hour, there will be a SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LADY KIMORA!

Oooh.

Weee.

As always there will be Le Specials Du Potato Juice.

That's VODKA!

Keep up.

Something called "COORS" is also on special.

Hmm, does one drink that with an umbrella?

Olives?

Whatevers.

I'm sure it's tasty when it's on special.

What isn't?

For those of you who are not me (and most of you aren't), you can call 702-693-8300 to get on the guest list.

You can also follow Eduardo (No, not from behind you little perv.) at Twitter Freak! Simply click in @EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM on your internet machine.

You do know that box is good for things other than Porn?

Don't you?

Eww.

TEXT "CLOSET" TO 25827 FOR UPDATES AND OFFERS ON ALL CLOSET SUNDAY EVENTS!

The party starts at 10pm and ends when I have to tell you to get rid of your boyfriend.

Closet Sundays
The Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Why are you still here?

Shouldn't you be practicing your moves in front of the mirror?

No. Not THAT move!

The one you can do on a dance floor!

Puta.

LADY KIMORA

HAVE U EVER SPENT A SUNDAY NITE WITH EDUARDO CORDOVA? ESTELLE WILL, TONIGHT!

As you well know, Moi rarely leaves the comfy confines of The GayBoyClub in Ghetto Vallarta.

You do know. Correct?

It's about Moi, therefore, you should know.

Really.

I swear.

Life is sooo good at The GBC that one seldom sees the need to venture beyond the gated drive.

Seldom.

Well.

If there's one person who can always get moi to put on a wig hat and some high heel sneakers, it's E to the C.

You know silly, Eduardo Cordova!

As if there would be any other reason.

Ok, Cristiano Ronaldo would get me into my Prada.

But.

I digress.

TONIGHT!

Eduardo Cordova Presents is hosting one of the very few Divas more Divaliscious than Moiself.

ESTELLE!

Yes, the warbling dancefloor Diva will be in the hizzouse at JET Nightclub for SUNDANZE! This is yet another mucho funno baile from Eduardo Cordova Presents.

Yet. Another.

Miss Thang will be performing LIVE and DJ Michael Paul will be twisting knobs and burning vinyl in the muzak booth!

Yes.

You will wave your hands.

In the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Don't try that at home kiddies.

You might hurt yourself.

The doors open at 10:30 and for those of you with more style than greenage, you can get in free until the hands on the tic toc are in the same place by emailing EDUARDOPRESENTS@GMAIL.COM .

Obviously Moi doesn't have to do that.

I was born on the guest list.

I'm. Jes. Sayin'.

Did you doubt?

What?

Did I mention that there will be Go Go's?

No, not Belinda or Jane.

Hot ones!

Why are you still reading this?

Shouldn't you be somewhere getting a Brazil wax?

Between your eyes.

That look only works in Tashkent.

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS
SUNDANZE @ JET Nightclub at The Mirage
3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109

To Reserve the VIP for you and your Mean Girls give a ringle to 702-792-7900 .

1030pm - until Linsday Lohan shows up (that's always the time to leave).

Follow Eduardo Cordova Presents on Twitter at @EDUARDOPRESENTS

WHO OWNS SUNDAYS ON THE STRIP? ONLY THE BEST DIMPLES EVER! EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: SUNDANZE!

I have dimples.

If we're not dating you'll never see them.

If we are dating you'll never see them.

I have perfected backing out of a room post amorous activity.

Perfected.

No one needs to see that.

Eduardo Cordova's dimples are there for everyone to see and you don't have to be dating him.

No. He's not a slut.

Really.

I swear.

E to the C's dimples are on his adorable little mug.

And.

Tonight you can see them at his raging club SUNDANZE at JET!

Yup.

The King of Sunday nights is back and partnering on the hottest Sunday night sweatfest in town with the legendary Jeffrey Sanker at JET Nightclub.

You know Jeffrey don't you?

He taught you how to wave your hands in the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Yes.

Now you remember.

Yeah, this aint your first time on the circuit.

Bitch.

Maybe he's on GRINDR?

Tonight's Boite is a Go Go filled night of Aural sex and the one and only Kat De Luna!

The. One.

And. Only.

Recognize.

Don't make me "Whine Up" on yo ass.



The Muzak will be spun round and round by DJ's Wayne G and Roger Gangi.

Loud.

The partay starts at 1030pm and ends when I have to tell you Yo tracks are showing.

Wanna know more?

Duh.

Of course you do.

Of. Course. You. Do.

BUY TICKETS NOW!
http://lightgroup.com/sundanze/

FOR RESERVATIONS CALL 702-792-7900
DOORS @ 10:30PM | SHIRTS OFF!

SPECIAL ROOM RATES: CALL 1-800-627-6667
PROMO CODE: SUNDANZE

SUNDANZE - MONTHLY DANCE EVENT - INSIDE JET NIGHTCLUB
VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTag-wMaRlo

WWW.EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM
FOLLOW US ON TWITTER@EDUARDOPRESENTS


FACEBOOK.COM/JET-NIGHTCLUB

PEOPLE THAT INTEREST ME

PACO ALVAREZ (Because he can say "Museologist" and mean it)
HELENA BONHAM CARTER (Because she just doesn't give a bloody fuck)
EDUARDO CORDOVA (No one is nicer)
NATHANIEL PHILLIPS (The Activist Wears H&M and has written the new Vegas anthem)
KYLIE KARDASHIAN (Expanding the brand)
THE SITUATION (Have YOU turned your abs and bad haircuts into $$$?)
KELLY MCFARLANE-SMITH (She's a classy dame)
NAOMI AT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HQ (One day I'll need her to put a cigarette out on someone for me)
CHRISTINE KRAMER (Date nights in Vegas don't get any better)
ANGELA ESLER-WHELAN (She doesn't have to. But. She does)
MICHAEL CORNTHWAITE (Uh, when did he get all hot?)
SAM CHERRY (BadAss)
PAZ DE LA HUERTA (Because she returned a borrowed gown and seriously doesn't know how it got torn)
ADRIENNE MALOOF (Does she already have a Gay? I'm SO available)
WES MYLES (The OG Bitchez)

SUNDANZE WITH KELLY ROWLAND PRESENTED BY EDUARDO CORDOVA AT JET!

If you know Moiself (and you do), you are aware that I only leave my lair for the best of the best.

Smashburger.

Movies with talking animals.

Red Carpets with D-List celebutantes.

Throwing eggs at Christina Aguilera’s house.

But. You knew all that.

Right?

Right.

Well.

One of the main things to get me to leave the comforts of The GayBoyClub is any event that has the cutest of the cute promoters attached to it.

Do I even need say that the promoter with the mostest is the bearer of the best dimples this side of my fat ass, Eduardo Cordova?

Oh. TMI?

Where was I?

Oh. Yeah.

Eduardo Cordova and his dimples. That is what we were talking about right?

Oh. No.

We were talking about how E to the C always puts on the best events on The Strip for Boys who Bang Boys, Girls who aren’t afraid of carpets and all those in between.

Really.

I swear.

Tonite Eduardo keeps the New Years spirit rockin’ with SUNDANZE at Jet! It’s the beginning of a new decade and Eduardo is getting this party started right with KELLY ROWLAND!!!

O. M. G.

No!

Yes!

In addition the Go Gos will be Go Going scantily clad on those things they Go Go on!

The Muzak will be jammed into your aural cavities by Dj Michael Paul out of El Lay and Superstar DJ Tracy Young from El Apple Grande!

Did I mention that there will be special dance acts to go along with all that Go Going?

Well there will be!

Bitch.

Can I ask you a question?

Why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be gluing in tracks and arranging a designated driver right about now?

Shouldn’t you?

The fun begins at 1030pm TONITE and goes until the room starts spinning and you ask the guy you’re talking to, “have I ever woke up at your house before?”

That’s always when it’s time to leave.

Just so you know.

Well.

Stop bothering me!

Go get your track on and get over to SUNDANZE presented by Eduardo Cordova! While you’re there, look at those dimples.

Then, think of mine.


SUNDANZE

3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

BUY TICKETS NOW:
http://lightgroup.com/sundanze/

FOR RESERVATIONS CALL 702-792-7900
DOORS @ 10:30PM | PROPER ATTIRE REQUIRED

SPECIAL ROOM RATES: CALL 1-800-627-6667
PROMO CODE: SUNDANZE

SUNDANZE - FIRST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH - INSIDE JET NIGHTCLUB

WWW.EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM
FOLLOW US ON TWITTER@EDUARDOPRESENTS

WWW.LIGHTGROUP.COM
FACEBOOK.COM/JET-NIGHTCLUB

KIMBERLY COLE AT CLOSET SUNDAYS 2NITE!

KIMBERY COLE AT CLOSET SUNDAYS TONIGHT!

Moi loves a $5 drink whether it is Vodka (potato juice) or Beer.

But you knew that.

Didn’t you?

Of course you did.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

My fave place to drink, dance and partay like it’s 2009 is “Closet Sundays” at The Revolution Lounge. The world’s most adorablest promoter, Eduardo Cordova, has been hosting Closet Sundays at the Revolution Lounge ever since I first turned 21 a couple of years ago.

What?

Get your own blog and you can decide on your age. Bitch.

Anyways.

TONIGHT Diva Kimberly Cole will be performing and the Go Go’s will be Go Going starting at ten pm and going until your fairy Godmother says, “give me back my Crystal Disco Pumps!

So.

Swish on over to CLOSET SUNDAYS at The Revolution Lounge in The Mirage Resort & Casino tonight!

CLOSET SUNDAYS
REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE RESORT & CASINO

3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109



GUESTLIST AND RESERVATIONS CALL 702-693-8300

http://www.facebook.com/l/4fa21RYJDKOyBOGG4lGQRVuY5GA;WWW.EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM

FOLLOW US ON TWITTER@EDUARDOPRESENTS

KIMBERLY COLE "SMACK YOU"

IT'S WAR! BITCHEZ. GA GA WARS!

Load your Videophones and your eyeliner up!

Why?

Maybe it's Maybelline?

Uh. No.

It's WAR!

GA GA WAR!

Really.

I swear.

So get your best GA GA on and come on down to CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE for yet another Eduardo Cordova Presents BADASS event.

There's $1500 in cash prizes for the best GA GA looks!

Just think, if you win, you aint gotta flirt with ugly for a cocktail.

I'm jes sayin'.

Like you never.

Bitch. Please.

Are you up for battle?

Prove it Ho.

Get down to CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE this Sunday August 08 1030pm until the last GA GA is standing on 8" of hard heels!

GUEST LIST & VIP RESERVATION CONTACT 702-693-8300

DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @EDUARDOPRESENTS

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
The Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

WELCOME NETROOTS TO A WEEKEND OF FUN VEGAS STYLEE!

Join Stonewall Democrats of Southern Nevada for a weekend of fun Vegas Stylee!

Ok, activists, it’s time to have a little fun! Join us for a view of Vegas you’ll only see with a local as your guide.

FRIDAY 23 JULY

8pm Camp 107, The Arts Factory "Blazing Saddles"

This is where you can come and for only $5 get a free Chocolate Martini and watch the classic Mel Brooks movie “Blazing Saddles” while dipping your feet in our Icee kiddie pools under our cooling misters. This is Vegas for locals in the “18B Arts District” 107 E Charleston 89104 only a short cab ride from the Rio Hotel.
Make sure you buy a Stonewall Raffle ticket! Hosted by Derek Washington

SATURDAY 24 JULY

11pm STONEWALL DEMOCRATS OF SOUTHERN NEVADA PARTY AT “HEAVEN @ BARE POOL”!

All Netroots participants are welcome for free. This week’s party features Tyra from Rupaul’s DRAG RACE!
HOT NEON GOGOS guests get lots of NEON swag!
GUEST DJ MIKE BRYANT
$5 VODKA DRINKS / $5 COORS / $9 VODKA RED BULLS
Stonewall has a VIP Cabana ,so, stop by to experience Vegas Stonewall stylee and we’ll hook you up with VIP service at a discount which is a great way for groups to save money on cocktails!

We’re also celebrating MECHA’s Adan Martinez’ 21st birthday!

Tell them you are on Derek Washington’s Stonewall Netroots Guestlist!
Heaven At Bare Pool at The Mirage

3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Pandora Boxx + $7 Vodka Drinks + Open Bar from 1030-1130pm = Eduardo Cordova Presents, HEAVEN!

The misters are in place, but, they may not cool you down after DJ Relapse throws down the sounds that make you sweat while the Go Gos are Go Going!

With TWO performances, Pandora Boxx is gonna do her best to make sure the heat stays turned up as you cool off with your tasty $7 Drank Du Vodka.








Get thee to HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage for a cool time on this hot summer night for the best LGBT time to be had on the world famous Strip! Make sure you get there early to sip the gratis liquidity! Check out the laser show whilst you chillax in your muy privado cabana sippin’ on potato juice. VIP service? Just call 702 693 8300 for VIP and guest list.

Hurry up and get your club on at HEAVEN!

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS

HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage!
10pm until you just take anymore player!
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

IT'S OFFICIAL! HEAVEN IS YOUR AFTER PARTY PRIDE PLACE!

Wanna get your After Pride on?

Of course you do.

Who ya gonna call?

You ask.

I tell.

HEAVEN!

Of course Super Club Cutie Eduardo Cordova is your host for The Official After Pride Party at HEAVEN!

Did you doubt?

If you haven't been to HEAVEN, well, you simply haven't been.

Really.

I swear.

Of course at an Eduardo Cordova Presents one would expect the best muzak.

One would.

Well.

Tonight, E to the C is throwing TWO , count 'em TWO DJ's at ya!

First up, L.A.'s loss tonight is HEAVEN's gain. DJ Monteiro is in the city that never stops partying all the way from The Abbey in Weho to get the after party started!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

LIVE!

PERFORMANCES!

Paradiso Girls, Erika Jayne and The Vixxens are giving it to you in the real live!

Might there be more?

You ask.

WELL, DUH!

Super Duper International DJ Hector Fonseca will be in the music cage making yo rump pump to the beat!

As per usual, all of this Funosity is FREE up 'till 12am Midnite for locals and the lucky ones on the list du guest!

Wanna get on that list?

How bad?

Tee. Hee.

Oh, I'll just tell you how.

Give the most Fuego VIP host Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294 a jingle for all of your VIP needs!

HEAVEN @ BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Open from 10pm until I decide you should leave.i






International DJ Hector Fonseca
Opening DJ Monteiro (from The Abbey LA)

Performances by:
Paradiso Girls
Erika Jayne
The Vixxens

Doors at 10:30pm

Free for locals & guest list until 12a

HEAVEN IS A LUCITE COVERED POOL ON EARTH

Now you must know by now that yours truly is quite the wallflower.

Really.

I swear.

Mois Saturday nights are filled with warm milk and a nice book.

No.

Mas.

It seems that owner of the most lickable dimples in Le Cite, Eduardo Cordova has managed to ruin my quiet evenings.

Yet. Again.

Into my comfortable little bit of Hell, our little burgh's own Promoter Ultimate has decided to lucite over a pool and put a dance floor where a dance floor ought to be and lo and behold, Heaven!

Lo.

And.

Behold.

Indeed.

Yes Mon petite Animals Du Partay (that's French for: Damn Gurl, I needs a whole new look for the club!), the Village that never sleeps now has a place for vous to throw your hands in the air.

Whilst waving them like you just don't care.

ON SATURDAY NIGHT!

Hells to the yeah!

It seems that having the only LGBT club worth going to every Sunday night , Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge wasn't enough, E To The C has now gone and turned the Bare Pool at The Mirage into the most happening y hip club in the whole LV! Saturdays now have a reason to exist and its raison de etre is HEAVEN!

Btw, have vous heard of a little App called GRINDR? Well, if you just happen to have it on your fancy phone, you and your Bitchez can help celebrate the one year anniversary of this Homo hunter and get into Heaven for free before midnite just by flashing GRINDR at the doorbabe.

Did Moi happen to mention that there is also OPEN BAR until midnite for those of you who manage to get your outfits together before the witching hour?

Well.

There is.

DJ's, did you say, "what about the DJ's?"

Of course you did.

Well.

DJ Brett Henrichsen and DJ Relapse will be throwing the sounds at Yo ass till the break of dawn.

DJ's are the new Rock Stars.

Don't you know.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Seven will be your lucky number as you frolic under the stars slurping on the $7 Vodka & Coors specials.

Wondering what those streaks of light are that just went off over your Fauxhawk?

No, it didn't just kick in Alice.

IT'S THE MASTERBEAT.COM LASER SHOW!

Trip.

Out.

Enjoy the cool Spring air as Angel Go Go's do what they do best.

Go.

Go.

All night long.

Oh.

My.

I'm already fatigued.

Muy.

But.

Not.

You.

What are vous waiting for?

Text "STARS" to 25827 to RSVP for FREE Cover & Get updates!

Of course you and your crew de partay will be wanting a VIP place to plant it and a bottle.

Of. Course.

Well.

Give a jingle to the owner of the hottest smolder in the LV, Jason Baca at 702-485-9294.

BUT WAIT!

You don't have GRINDR?

Say it aint so!

Bitch.

Go to http://www.Grindr.com to download the free app today!

Bitch.

HEAVEN SATURDAY NIGHTS @ THE BARE POOL LOUNGE

Mirage Resort and Casino
3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109

10:30pm - Until I steal your boyfriend.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT aka "THE GAY SUPERBOWL!" WIN A PRIVATE VIP TABLE AND BOTTLE OF HOOCH TONITE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS AT REVOLUTION LOUNGE!

Well. Well.

Mon Ami.

That's French for, "what up Bitches?"

It's that time of the year again!

No, not the semi-annual 7 For All Mankind Jeans sale.

No, not another Lohan trip to rehab.

No, not another Republican Congressman busted for trashy Gay sex in a bathroom.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!

Yes, the Gay Superbowl is back!

Really.

I swear.

And to show you how much he cares about your being able to continue your apres Oscar partying, Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge's own cute-alicious Eduardo Cordova is offering you and 5 of your Cinematic scenesters the chance to win a muy privado VIP table and Bottle at Closet Sundays tonight after the big event!

Here's the rules:

You must be in Las Vegas tonight as the offer is only good TONIGHT! (Duh)
Your group must have at least 5 people. (Make sure they look cute)
Gratuities not included (that means TIP THE DAMN WAITRESS. Bitch)

The winner will be the FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY IN THE COMMENTS BOX HERE AT THE VEGAS STYLE GUY! The easiest way to answer is to copy and paste the questions in the comment box.

Contestants must include a way of contacting them (#, email, etc.)

HERE WE GO!

Which one of this years Oscar nominees has a mother who performs in the subway?

Who was the first Black Actress to be nominated for Best Actress?

Who designed Cher's dress for the 1986 Oscar ceremony?

Adulteress home wrecker and Oscar winner, Angelina Jolie was married to what “Bad Santa” star?

What is the only X Rated movie to win an Academy Award?

GOOD LUCK!

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MUCHO MAS!

Tonight is also: BRUSH OFF! at CLOSET SUNDAYS!

Oh yes Honey, you want Gay?

Eduardo will give you Gay.

Can you handle the Gay?

Ok.

Get. This.

Face painters from Color Salon, MAC, Kelly Cardenas Salon, & Tease Salon will all be competing for the title of "BEST MAKE UP ARTIST"!

Mind you, it's nowhere near as Glam as my winning the Congeniality portion of the Miss West Covina pageant in '84, but, THERE'S A $1,000 PRIZE!!!!

That's a whole lot of eyeliner Chicas!

As Moiself is currently experiencing the joys of Black men in our nations' capitol, uh I mean, lobbying on important LGBT isssues, tonight's celebrity guest judge is (drum roll please) SOCIALITE JONNY MAKEUP!

Yes.

I know.

As per usual the sounds that make your hips write a check your behind better cash is DJ JASON LEMA!

And even if you don't win the contest, you can still call the utterly edible Jason Baca for the primo VIP service for you and your crew @ 702 485 9294

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE 3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10pm until someone tells you, "yes, those jeans do make your ass look fat."

HAPPY 21 JANICE D @ CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Did Moi ever tell you about the time Moiself almost was the world's first Supermodel?

Really.

I swear.

Well.

It was the 80's.

I was 12.

Ish.

It was Milan or Paris or Pomona. One forgets.

Or tries to anyway.

So.

There Moi was being fitted for a muy magnifico Lacroix or Stephen Sprouse, when this Amazonian terror came screeching in all cigarette smoke, lips and legs.

And a mouth that would make a Turkish sailor run to confession.

Moi sized up the competition and got sized up right back.

War. Plain and simple.

Moi was not one to lose a model war.

Or a beauty pageant.

So.

This Amazon and Moi circled each other warily. Moi in a towel and just a hint of Jean Nate. SHE was in some slouchy bit of indifference that screamed "Rich Boyfriend".

Hmph.

Moi decided took go to the loo before coming back out and putting Miss Thing in her suburban place.

Well.

SOMEHOW, the door to the loo was stuck shut upon my exit.

Somehow.

Long story short, that Amazon took my place on the Catwalk that evening and somehow became Janice Dickinson at just the right moment in time to be heralded as the world's first Supermodel!

Bitch.

Well.

Here it is oh so many years later and Moi has gotten over her having the Fab career, hot Playboys, The model agency, Reality TV show and .....MOI'S LIFE!

Hmph.

Moi, being as gracious as Moiself is, am thrilled to know that Janice will be celebrating what must be her 21st birthday (Moi, after all, is a mere 20. Ish.) at , where else? Closet Sundays at Revolution Lounge.

Where else?

Indeed.


The ultimate in Cuteness on The Strip, Eduardo Cordova, is throwing "un Birthday Boite de Swank" for Miss Dickinson this Sunday.

That's French for, "just get to the damn club and bring a friend to hold your hair in case you drink too much, 'cause Moi aint doin' it this week."

BUT WAIT!

Did Moi mention that this little soiree is being sponsored by CRUSH?

You know what that means.

Don't you?

No.

Poor Bitch.

Must Moi tell Vous everything?

Of course.

When CRUSH is in the Casa it means loads of CRUSH Cuties!

Woo.

Hoo.

AND.

Since it is Moi's favorite holiday, Valentines Day, we'll be playing "My Secret Crush"!

And NO, Moi can not be your secret Crush!

Again.

There's still that issue of the restraining order.

As per the usual there will be Muy Caliente Go Go's abounding.

Abounding.

I say.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

Oh yes Mon Petite Mess, there's gonna be:

$5 VODKA DRINKS! $5 COORS LIGHTS! $9 VODKA RED BULLS!

Oh my!

AND!

Admission is FREE for locals unlike other places that just leave Vous with a constant Kraving to be somewhere else.

AND!

DJ Jason Lema will be making you shake your rump to the funk all the nighty night long!

Of course, if one wants to get on the guest list or have a reserved table in The VIP, and who doesn't?

Who?

I ask.

One simply must call VIP Host Legendaire, Jason Baca, possessor of the hottest little clipboard in town at 702-485-9294.

Simply.

Must.

See you there Mon little Celebutantes!

Oh. Yeah.

Happy Birthday Miss Janice "I stole your life and I don't even regret it" Dickinson!

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM UNTIL MOISELF GETS SO SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU THAT I STEAL YOUR MAN.

SUPPORT LOVE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS 2NITE!

L'amour, L'amour, Toujour L'amour!

That's Francaise for, "Can a Bitch get a bottle and a VIP table up in here tonight?"

Really.

I swear.

As we speak, Moi is prepping yet another majorly fab outfit for an evening at Closet Sundays.

Yet. Another.

Yes, my little nightsters, it's time to hit Revolution Lounge for Closet Sundays again. As you know, Moiself seldom goes out amongst the hoards of well wishers one invariably encounters when traipsing fashionably throughout our little Peyton Place.

But.

When Moi does, it's usually for Eduardo Cordova because he presents the one night of the week in Las Vegas that is a sure bet to feature the most fashionable and hottest fashionable hotties around. AND you can always be sure that the steel wheels will be spun by the best DJ's and the Go Go's will make you glad you wore your underoos instead of boxers.

As if you don't know what I mean.

Bitch.

Please.

Well.

Tonight is muy importante extra fabuloso.

That's El Monte for "Support Love at Closet Sundays".

It's a benefit to do good things for those of us who need good things done.

As per always, The "E to the C", will be raffling off majorly needed prizes and DJ Jason Lema is in the booth del soundo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

$5 Vodka Drinks / $5 Coors Light / $9 Vodka Red Bulls!

Zut Alors!

That's French for, "Hells to the yeah!"

Btw, if you're in need of VIP service (and who isn't?), give ultra Sexy VIP host Jason Baca a one ringy dingy at 702-485-9294

Are you still here?

Shouldn't you be on your way to Gucci for an outfit to hit Closet Sundays in?

Really.

I swear.

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE SUPPORT LOVE!
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM Until I call your mother to tell her how messy you are.

http://www.lightgroup.com/nightlife/beatles-revolution-lounge-las-vegas/

CHOCOLATES AND DATING? IT MUST BE CLOSET SUNDAYS!

Oh Mon Dieu!

That's French for, "can it possibly be time to drag out the Prada kicks and boogie on down to Closet Sundays, yet again?"

Possibly?

Well, my little groovy chicks and chickos, it's time to get on over to The Revolution Lounge at Mirage for a night of dancin'.

And maybe a little prancin'.

Maybe?

But of course.

Well Eduardo Cordova (that's E to the C to those of us who know him. And I do.) has done it again. The cutest promoter on The Strip is teaming up with the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) to present "SUPPORT LOVE" a night of celebration for Women at Closet Sundays.

It's not often I wish I was a woman (Valentino's Spring 2009 collection being a rare exception.), but, this is going to be an evening of chocolate tastings and dating games.

I happen to like L.L. Cool J and want to date him.

That has nothing to do with anything. Expect it's another rare time I wouldn't mind being a woman.

But.

I digress.

Back to the point.

Really.

I swear.

The night begins at 7pm and get this.

This.

Admission is only $10!

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

That $10 includes a years worth of HRC membership!

Imagine.

Well, if you're over 21 and are interested in finding out more about HRC and the Womens Empowerment Network, you simply must shake your groove thing on over to Closet Sundays!

NOT SO FAST STYLE GUY!

Que?

THERE'S MORE!

No.

SI!

Well, what is it Voice of Gawd?

Well.

There's ALL of the following:

Raffle giveaway with tons of prizes!

Special dance performance by ROYALTY!

DJ Jason Lema!

Hottest Gogos!

$5 Vodka Drinks / $5 Coors Light / $9 Vodka Red Bulls!

Our friends at Harrahs are co-sponsoring!

And most importantly, THE CUPCAKERY is providing cupcakes!

Does it get any better?

Does it?

The Human Rights Campaign presents:

Her HRC Las Vegas

A national night of celebration for women
Sunday, January 17 at 7:00 p.m.
Revolution Lounge
Mirage Hotel and Casino
3400 Las Vegas Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89109

General Admission: $10
Includes annual HRC membership!

Must be 21+

Women's Empowerment Network

IT'S SUNDAY, GET BACK INTO THE CLOSET! JOHN VARVATOS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE 2NITE!

If it's Sunday, yours truly is obviously already primping Moi's newly "threaded" eyebrows and fab new coiffure for my numero fave-o Sunday boite, "Closet Sundays".

You know "Closet Sundays".

Don't you?

Of course you do.

This Sunday, Eduardo Cordova is not only presenting his usual fab night of fun, hotties and Muzak, The "E" to the "C" is partnering up with my fave menswear designer John Varvatos for a night of mucho mas cool at The Revolution Lounge at Mirage!

Fabnifique!

That's French for "Fierceness Rules!"

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

As if Moiself wouldn't have more surprises for you little style junkies.

As. If.

Listen up.

Bitchez.

John Varvatos is not only giving away the labels delish cologne to the 1st 100 mavens of style, they are also going to give away a $1,000 shopping spree!

Oy.

And.

Vey!

There's also going to be a hot "Clothing Showcase" AND a special performance by Erika Jayne!



On the dance tables, the spin will be coming from DJ Jason Lema!

So, get your high heel sneakers, wig hat and cute T-Shirt and get thee to the Revolution Lounge at Mirage for one of the last "Closet Sundays" of the two oh nine!

Look fab or stay en yo casa.

I'm jes sayin'.


EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: "CLOSET SUNDAYS"
REVOLUTION LOUNGE @ THE MIRAGE

10PM - UNTIL YOUR MOM SHOWS UP IN BOOTY SHORTS.

Or your Dad.

3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109-8923

For VIP / Bottle Service call Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294

GRAB YOUR DISCO STICKS AND LET THE GA GA WARS BEGIN!

If you know Moi, and you do.

Don't you?

No?

Poor Vous.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

Moiself will raise from the dead, or a mean hangover, to travel wherever my absolute fave impresario, Eduardo Cordova, is presenting his latest clubland brainstorm. Never a dull moment avec The "E" to the "C".

Never.

I have also been known to take a trip or two at the mere mention of the name Jeffrey Sanker. Just the name makes me wave my hands in the air.

I wave them like I just don't care.

Really.

I swear.

Well.

Combine the two and throw in my fave ever fun corporation, The Light Group and Voila!

Much Glam fun ahead!

What could possibly be missing from this little equation?

You ask.

You did ask.

Trust.

Well.

Only one element could make a night (tonight) with that cast of characters even better.

LADY GA GA!

Was there any doubt?

Of course not.

Now.

Take all of that Glam and put it in The Bank Nightclub et Ultra Lounge and his it with a Disco Stick.

Hard.

What do you get?

WAR.

Bitchez.

Whatever do I mean?

I shall impart a little knowledge on thou.

All of the above have combined to give you a rollicking night of Lady Ga Ga lookalikes and wannabes all vying for over a $2000 Grand Prize for the best Lady Ga Ga lookalike.

But wait!

Of course there's more!

Duh, it's an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" event.

Pay attencione.

FIRST 100 GUESTS WILL RECEIVE A LIMITED EDITION LADY GAGA LITHOGRAPH!!!

Oh.

Kay?

Imagine, you can you wear your glitter and metal booty extenders while luxuriating away the night at The Bank

On a Thursday!

Tonight!

Oy!

And Vey!

I know what you're thinking as per always.

You're thinking, "how ever will I fit into my Ford Focus whilst wearing my Ga Ga finery? My wig alone is two feet tall?"

Surely you know my answer to such a mundane question.

It's not my problem.

Bitch.

Get thee ready for battle and get to The Bank!

It's time for WAR!

GAGA WARS! The Ultimate Battle of Style!

By the by, did I mention it's a special "Gay" night?

As if you needed to be told that.

Doors Open @ 10pm - GET THERE EARLY!

The Bank @ The Bellagio
3600 Las Vegas Boulevard South


For Table Reservations Call - 702.693.8300
jeffreysanker.com | lightgroup.com

WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR STOCKING STUFFED? CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER @ CLOSET SUNDAYS!

OH! MY! GAWD! CHANDLER BING! Where did the year go?

It seems that just yesterday Moiself was fighting off the shivers in last seasons Ermine wrap.

Ok,it was denim, but, whatever.

Bitch.

Well, here it is again, fa la la la la la la time.

Blech.

Let's talk amongst ourselves.

The only thing good about the holidays is that my favorite drinks now come wrapped in gift boxes and I only need look under my tree for them.

How convenient!

I mean really, 24/7 Christmas music and all that damn "good cheer".

At Walmart fer chrissakes. No one is really that happy at Walmart.

No one.

So, there I was cuddled up with my Hot Toddie when I realized I had gotten an ultra exclusive Evitation from the cuties at CRUSH!

So I told Toddie it was time for him to move his car.

He was leaving.

Now.

You're still here T.?

Au revoir!

That's French for, "No, you can not take a shower here."

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

It seems that is time for two of my fave things to happen at once!

This week at CLOSET SUNDAYS @ Revolution Lounge is the SO CRUSH ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER!

Oh. My.

Well, who doesn't like their stocking stuffed?

Who?

My mucho mas fave-o club God, Eduardo Cordova, presents the ultimate weekly club for those that practice "the love that dare not speak its name", CLOSET SUNDAYS, at my fave boite (that's French for, "hola Papi, I have a VIP table and a bottle of Vodka. Thirsty?) the Revolution Lounge at Mirage. This week he has invited CHELLEY, BEBE ZAHARA BENET, AND THE VIXENS to sing for their supper, uh, perform and DJ Jason Lema to make your booty shake.

Mine always shakes. I'm SO going on a diet

So.

There's going to be Holiday drink specials (hoorah!) and hot Go Go dancers!

I'm so glad they aren't doing cold Go Go dancers.

I hate those.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

The first 400 celebutantes will be receiving FREE hoodies!

Tres Magnifique!

That's French for, "it's free, Bitch!"

This will be the party of the year ,so, make sure you stop by my VIP table and say hola.

But, don't get comfortable and try to pour yourself a drank.

You don't know me like that.

You wouldn't try that on a Kardashian.

Don't get it twisted.

CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER
13 DECEMBER 2009
9PM UNTIL I'M BORED WITH YOU

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE at THE MIRAGE
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.
For VIP Reservations & Bottle Service ring up Jason Baca 702 485 9294