KIMBERLY COLE AT CLOSET SUNDAYS 2NITE!

KIMBERY COLE AT CLOSET SUNDAYS TONIGHT!

Moi loves a $5 drink whether it is Vodka (potato juice) or Beer.

But you knew that.

Didn’t you?

Of course you did.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

My fave place to drink, dance and partay like it’s 2009 is “Closet Sundays” at The Revolution Lounge. The world’s most adorablest promoter, Eduardo Cordova, has been hosting Closet Sundays at the Revolution Lounge ever since I first turned 21 a couple of years ago.

What?

Get your own blog and you can decide on your age. Bitch.

Anyways.

TONIGHT Diva Kimberly Cole will be performing and the Go Go’s will be Go Going starting at ten pm and going until your fairy Godmother says, “give me back my Crystal Disco Pumps!

So.

Swish on over to CLOSET SUNDAYS at The Revolution Lounge in The Mirage Resort & Casino tonight!

CLOSET SUNDAYS
REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE RESORT & CASINO

3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109



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KIMBERLY COLE "SMACK YOU"

IT'S THE MOST QUENCHABLE TIME OF THE YEAR!

QUENCH THIS.

If vous (that would be YOU) know anything about Moiself (and vous do.), you simply must know that my fave place to put on my wig hat and high heeled sneakers is REVOLUTION LOUNGE at The Mirage Resort & Casino.

Well.

Another one of my loves happens to be little happy children.

Other peoples.

You have to come pick them up before they get into my Beluga.

Again.

Where was I?

Oh yes, happy children.

Well.

Moi also just J’adores QVegas Magazine which is home to all that is Gay in my little burgh.

When you put all of that in a cocktail shaker, what do you get?

What?

I ask.

You get QUENCH , the latest super duper from the genials over at QVegas!

Fab I say. Fab!

Qvegas has teamed up with Aid for AIDS Nevada to provide a bunch of little kids a happy Christmas at QUENCH tonight! The soiree begins at 7pm and goes on until 9pm.

What you do with your time after that is not my business.

Text me in the morning.

Unless you are in the hokey. Call someone else for that.

I’m not interested in the hokey. Just the pokey.

I’m jes sayin’….

More Fab?

Really.

I swear.

The first twenty people to show up avec toy win a pair of tickets to Madame Tussaud’s!

You know, the place with the wax people.

No, silly, not Sun City Anthem!

Giggle.

So.

Make sure you bring a lovely happy kid making toy and join the merriment at QUENCH tonight!

QUENCH @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
7-9pm Thursday December 9, 2010
The Mirage Resort and Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

QVegas Magazine
www.qvegas.com

IT'S WAR! BITCHEZ. GA GA WARS!

Load your Videophones and your eyeliner up!

Why?

Maybe it's Maybelline?

Uh. No.

It's WAR!

GA GA WAR!

Really.

I swear.

So get your best GA GA on and come on down to CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE for yet another Eduardo Cordova Presents BADASS event.

There's $1500 in cash prizes for the best GA GA looks!

Just think, if you win, you aint gotta flirt with ugly for a cocktail.

I'm jes sayin'.

Like you never.

Bitch. Please.

Are you up for battle?

Prove it Ho.

Get down to CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE this Sunday August 08 1030pm until the last GA GA is standing on 8" of hard heels!

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CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
The Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT aka "THE GAY SUPERBOWL!" WIN A PRIVATE VIP TABLE AND BOTTLE OF HOOCH TONITE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS AT REVOLUTION LOUNGE!

Well. Well.

Mon Ami.

That's French for, "what up Bitches?"

It's that time of the year again!

No, not the semi-annual 7 For All Mankind Jeans sale.

No, not another Lohan trip to rehab.

No, not another Republican Congressman busted for trashy Gay sex in a bathroom.

IT'S OSCAR NIGHT!

Yes, the Gay Superbowl is back!

Really.

I swear.

And to show you how much he cares about your being able to continue your apres Oscar partying, Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge's own cute-alicious Eduardo Cordova is offering you and 5 of your Cinematic scenesters the chance to win a muy privado VIP table and Bottle at Closet Sundays tonight after the big event!

Here's the rules:

You must be in Las Vegas tonight as the offer is only good TONIGHT! (Duh)
Your group must have at least 5 people. (Make sure they look cute)
Gratuities not included (that means TIP THE DAMN WAITRESS. Bitch)

The winner will be the FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY IN THE COMMENTS BOX HERE AT THE VEGAS STYLE GUY! The easiest way to answer is to copy and paste the questions in the comment box.

Contestants must include a way of contacting them (#, email, etc.)

HERE WE GO!

Which one of this years Oscar nominees has a mother who performs in the subway?

Who was the first Black Actress to be nominated for Best Actress?

Who designed Cher's dress for the 1986 Oscar ceremony?

Adulteress home wrecker and Oscar winner, Angelina Jolie was married to what “Bad Santa” star?

What is the only X Rated movie to win an Academy Award?

GOOD LUCK!

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MUCHO MAS!

Tonight is also: BRUSH OFF! at CLOSET SUNDAYS!

Oh yes Honey, you want Gay?

Eduardo will give you Gay.

Can you handle the Gay?

Ok.

Get. This.

Face painters from Color Salon, MAC, Kelly Cardenas Salon, & Tease Salon will all be competing for the title of "BEST MAKE UP ARTIST"!

Mind you, it's nowhere near as Glam as my winning the Congeniality portion of the Miss West Covina pageant in '84, but, THERE'S A $1,000 PRIZE!!!!

That's a whole lot of eyeliner Chicas!

As Moiself is currently experiencing the joys of Black men in our nations' capitol, uh I mean, lobbying on important LGBT isssues, tonight's celebrity guest judge is (drum roll please) SOCIALITE JONNY MAKEUP!

Yes.

I know.

As per usual the sounds that make your hips write a check your behind better cash is DJ JASON LEMA!

And even if you don't win the contest, you can still call the utterly edible Jason Baca for the primo VIP service for you and your crew @ 702 485 9294

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE
THE MIRAGE 3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10pm until someone tells you, "yes, those jeans do make your ass look fat."

HAPPY 21 JANICE D @ CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Did Moi ever tell you about the time Moiself almost was the world's first Supermodel?

Really.

I swear.

Well.

It was the 80's.

I was 12.

Ish.

It was Milan or Paris or Pomona. One forgets.

Or tries to anyway.

So.

There Moi was being fitted for a muy magnifico Lacroix or Stephen Sprouse, when this Amazonian terror came screeching in all cigarette smoke, lips and legs.

And a mouth that would make a Turkish sailor run to confession.

Moi sized up the competition and got sized up right back.

War. Plain and simple.

Moi was not one to lose a model war.

Or a beauty pageant.

So.

This Amazon and Moi circled each other warily. Moi in a towel and just a hint of Jean Nate. SHE was in some slouchy bit of indifference that screamed "Rich Boyfriend".

Hmph.

Moi decided took go to the loo before coming back out and putting Miss Thing in her suburban place.

Well.

SOMEHOW, the door to the loo was stuck shut upon my exit.

Somehow.

Long story short, that Amazon took my place on the Catwalk that evening and somehow became Janice Dickinson at just the right moment in time to be heralded as the world's first Supermodel!

Bitch.

Well.

Here it is oh so many years later and Moi has gotten over her having the Fab career, hot Playboys, The model agency, Reality TV show and .....MOI'S LIFE!

Hmph.

Moi, being as gracious as Moiself is, am thrilled to know that Janice will be celebrating what must be her 21st birthday (Moi, after all, is a mere 20. Ish.) at , where else? Closet Sundays at Revolution Lounge.

Where else?

Indeed.


The ultimate in Cuteness on The Strip, Eduardo Cordova, is throwing "un Birthday Boite de Swank" for Miss Dickinson this Sunday.

That's French for, "just get to the damn club and bring a friend to hold your hair in case you drink too much, 'cause Moi aint doin' it this week."

BUT WAIT!

Did Moi mention that this little soiree is being sponsored by CRUSH?

You know what that means.

Don't you?

No.

Poor Bitch.

Must Moi tell Vous everything?

Of course.

When CRUSH is in the Casa it means loads of CRUSH Cuties!

Woo.

Hoo.

AND.

Since it is Moi's favorite holiday, Valentines Day, we'll be playing "My Secret Crush"!

And NO, Moi can not be your secret Crush!

Again.

There's still that issue of the restraining order.

As per the usual there will be Muy Caliente Go Go's abounding.

Abounding.

I say.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

Oh yes Mon Petite Mess, there's gonna be:

$5 VODKA DRINKS! $5 COORS LIGHTS! $9 VODKA RED BULLS!

Oh my!

AND!

Admission is FREE for locals unlike other places that just leave Vous with a constant Kraving to be somewhere else.

AND!

DJ Jason Lema will be making you shake your rump to the funk all the nighty night long!

Of course, if one wants to get on the guest list or have a reserved table in The VIP, and who doesn't?

Who?

I ask.

One simply must call VIP Host Legendaire, Jason Baca, possessor of the hottest little clipboard in town at 702-485-9294.

Simply.

Must.

See you there Mon little Celebutantes!

Oh. Yeah.

Happy Birthday Miss Janice "I stole your life and I don't even regret it" Dickinson!

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM UNTIL MOISELF GETS SO SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU THAT I STEAL YOUR MAN.

SUPPORT LOVE @ CLOSET SUNDAYS 2NITE!

L'amour, L'amour, Toujour L'amour!

That's Francaise for, "Can a Bitch get a bottle and a VIP table up in here tonight?"

Really.

I swear.

As we speak, Moi is prepping yet another majorly fab outfit for an evening at Closet Sundays.

Yet. Another.

Yes, my little nightsters, it's time to hit Revolution Lounge for Closet Sundays again. As you know, Moiself seldom goes out amongst the hoards of well wishers one invariably encounters when traipsing fashionably throughout our little Peyton Place.

But.

When Moi does, it's usually for Eduardo Cordova because he presents the one night of the week in Las Vegas that is a sure bet to feature the most fashionable and hottest fashionable hotties around. AND you can always be sure that the steel wheels will be spun by the best DJ's and the Go Go's will make you glad you wore your underoos instead of boxers.

As if you don't know what I mean.

Bitch.

Please.

Well.

Tonight is muy importante extra fabuloso.

That's El Monte for "Support Love at Closet Sundays".

It's a benefit to do good things for those of us who need good things done.

As per always, The "E to the C", will be raffling off majorly needed prizes and DJ Jason Lema is in the booth del soundo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

$5 Vodka Drinks / $5 Coors Light / $9 Vodka Red Bulls!

Zut Alors!

That's French for, "Hells to the yeah!"

Btw, if you're in need of VIP service (and who isn't?), give ultra Sexy VIP host Jason Baca a one ringy dingy at 702-485-9294

Are you still here?

Shouldn't you be on your way to Gucci for an outfit to hit Closet Sundays in?

Really.

I swear.

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE SUPPORT LOVE!
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM Until I call your mother to tell her how messy you are.

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IT'S SUNDAY, GET BACK INTO THE CLOSET! JOHN VARVATOS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE 2NITE!

If it's Sunday, yours truly is obviously already primping Moi's newly "threaded" eyebrows and fab new coiffure for my numero fave-o Sunday boite, "Closet Sundays".

You know "Closet Sundays".

Don't you?

Of course you do.

This Sunday, Eduardo Cordova is not only presenting his usual fab night of fun, hotties and Muzak, The "E" to the "C" is partnering up with my fave menswear designer John Varvatos for a night of mucho mas cool at The Revolution Lounge at Mirage!

Fabnifique!

That's French for "Fierceness Rules!"

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

As if Moiself wouldn't have more surprises for you little style junkies.

As. If.

Listen up.

Bitchez.

John Varvatos is not only giving away the labels delish cologne to the 1st 100 mavens of style, they are also going to give away a $1,000 shopping spree!

Oy.

And.

Vey!

There's also going to be a hot "Clothing Showcase" AND a special performance by Erika Jayne!



On the dance tables, the spin will be coming from DJ Jason Lema!

So, get your high heel sneakers, wig hat and cute T-Shirt and get thee to the Revolution Lounge at Mirage for one of the last "Closet Sundays" of the two oh nine!

Look fab or stay en yo casa.

I'm jes sayin'.


EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: "CLOSET SUNDAYS"
REVOLUTION LOUNGE @ THE MIRAGE

10PM - UNTIL YOUR MOM SHOWS UP IN BOOTY SHORTS.

Or your Dad.

3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109-8923

For VIP / Bottle Service call Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294

WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR STOCKING STUFFED? CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER @ CLOSET SUNDAYS!

OH! MY! GAWD! CHANDLER BING! Where did the year go?

It seems that just yesterday Moiself was fighting off the shivers in last seasons Ermine wrap.

Ok,it was denim, but, whatever.

Bitch.

Well, here it is again, fa la la la la la la time.

Blech.

Let's talk amongst ourselves.

The only thing good about the holidays is that my favorite drinks now come wrapped in gift boxes and I only need look under my tree for them.

How convenient!

I mean really, 24/7 Christmas music and all that damn "good cheer".

At Walmart fer chrissakes. No one is really that happy at Walmart.

No one.

So, there I was cuddled up with my Hot Toddie when I realized I had gotten an ultra exclusive Evitation from the cuties at CRUSH!

So I told Toddie it was time for him to move his car.

He was leaving.

Now.

You're still here T.?

Au revoir!

That's French for, "No, you can not take a shower here."

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

It seems that is time for two of my fave things to happen at once!

This week at CLOSET SUNDAYS @ Revolution Lounge is the SO CRUSH ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER!

Oh. My.

Well, who doesn't like their stocking stuffed?

Who?

My mucho mas fave-o club God, Eduardo Cordova, presents the ultimate weekly club for those that practice "the love that dare not speak its name", CLOSET SUNDAYS, at my fave boite (that's French for, "hola Papi, I have a VIP table and a bottle of Vodka. Thirsty?) the Revolution Lounge at Mirage. This week he has invited CHELLEY, BEBE ZAHARA BENET, AND THE VIXENS to sing for their supper, uh, perform and DJ Jason Lema to make your booty shake.

Mine always shakes. I'm SO going on a diet

So.

There's going to be Holiday drink specials (hoorah!) and hot Go Go dancers!

I'm so glad they aren't doing cold Go Go dancers.

I hate those.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

The first 400 celebutantes will be receiving FREE hoodies!

Tres Magnifique!

That's French for, "it's free, Bitch!"

This will be the party of the year ,so, make sure you stop by my VIP table and say hola.

But, don't get comfortable and try to pour yourself a drank.

You don't know me like that.

You wouldn't try that on a Kardashian.

Don't get it twisted.

CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER
13 DECEMBER 2009
9PM UNTIL I'M BORED WITH YOU

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE at THE MIRAGE
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.
For VIP Reservations & Bottle Service ring up Jason Baca 702 485 9294