HEAVEN IS BACK AND EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS IT!

I've never been to Moscow.

I've never been to Shanghai.

I have been to Tijuana.

But we don't talk about that anymore.

By order of the Border Patrol.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

I have been to HEAVEN!

Ok look, I already told you we can't talk about T.J.!

I'm talking about HEAVEN, the best ever club in the history of the known LGBT universe in Las Vegas!

Of course it is an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" affaire! That's Francais for Hella Good Ass Partay!

Well.

The best dimples North of The Rio Grande is bringing back HEAVEN for the summer of '11! Yes, Heeeeee's Baaaaack!

Only this summer it is going to be even mas slammin' than ever before!

Ho,w you may ask.

I said you may.

Ask.

Duh.

Here's how.

Bitch.

Of course HEAVEN is back at the BARE POOL at The Mirage!

Of. Course.

At tonight's Le Opening Grande E to The C will be serving up a special performance by Erika Jayne!

In addition, Super Duper Star DJ Chris Cox will be whirling the jams to make the dance floor rock like a big girl!

Did I mention that dancefloor is is suspended on plexiglass over the pool at BARE?

Really.

I swear.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MAS!

We're being INVADED Y'ALL!

And that's a good thing!

Steve Machuca & Woody Woddbeck (I swear I didn't make that name up!) are bringing us a Bus Load of "California Boys" from West Hollywood!

Yum. Imported fresh meat!

Uh, I mean, fun tourist dudes.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

Well.

Aren't you all fired up?

Aren't you?

Of course you are.

Silly.

HEAVEN happens TONIGHT at the BARE Pool at The Mirage starting at 1030pm and ending when you see the 1,500th American Apparel Deep V-Neck T-shirt.

Obviously I don't have to get on the guest list, but, you really should drop an internet thingee to Ivanvegas@ymail.com and get on his list to make sure you and yours are there to enjoy the hottest night in the LGBT, HEAVEN!

HEAVEN AT THE BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE RESORT AND CASINO
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

WELCOME NETROOTS TO A WEEKEND OF FUN VEGAS STYLEE!

Join Stonewall Democrats of Southern Nevada for a weekend of fun Vegas Stylee!

Ok, activists, it’s time to have a little fun! Join us for a view of Vegas you’ll only see with a local as your guide.

FRIDAY 23 JULY

8pm Camp 107, The Arts Factory "Blazing Saddles"

This is where you can come and for only $5 get a free Chocolate Martini and watch the classic Mel Brooks movie “Blazing Saddles” while dipping your feet in our Icee kiddie pools under our cooling misters. This is Vegas for locals in the “18B Arts District” 107 E Charleston 89104 only a short cab ride from the Rio Hotel.
Make sure you buy a Stonewall Raffle ticket! Hosted by Derek Washington

SATURDAY 24 JULY

11pm STONEWALL DEMOCRATS OF SOUTHERN NEVADA PARTY AT “HEAVEN @ BARE POOL”!

All Netroots participants are welcome for free. This week’s party features Tyra from Rupaul’s DRAG RACE!
HOT NEON GOGOS guests get lots of NEON swag!
GUEST DJ MIKE BRYANT
$5 VODKA DRINKS / $5 COORS / $9 VODKA RED BULLS
Stonewall has a VIP Cabana ,so, stop by to experience Vegas Stonewall stylee and we’ll hook you up with VIP service at a discount which is a great way for groups to save money on cocktails!

We’re also celebrating MECHA’s Adan Martinez’ 21st birthday!

Tell them you are on Derek Washington’s Stonewall Netroots Guestlist!
Heaven At Bare Pool at The Mirage

3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Pandora Boxx + $7 Vodka Drinks + Open Bar from 1030-1130pm = Eduardo Cordova Presents, HEAVEN!

The misters are in place, but, they may not cool you down after DJ Relapse throws down the sounds that make you sweat while the Go Gos are Go Going!

With TWO performances, Pandora Boxx is gonna do her best to make sure the heat stays turned up as you cool off with your tasty $7 Drank Du Vodka.








Get thee to HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage for a cool time on this hot summer night for the best LGBT time to be had on the world famous Strip! Make sure you get there early to sip the gratis liquidity! Check out the laser show whilst you chillax in your muy privado cabana sippin’ on potato juice. VIP service? Just call 702 693 8300 for VIP and guest list.

Hurry up and get your club on at HEAVEN!

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS

HEAVEN at Bare Pool at The Mirage!
10pm until you just take anymore player!
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

IT'S OFFICIAL! HEAVEN IS YOUR AFTER PARTY PRIDE PLACE!

Wanna get your After Pride on?

Of course you do.

Who ya gonna call?

You ask.

I tell.

HEAVEN!

Of course Super Club Cutie Eduardo Cordova is your host for The Official After Pride Party at HEAVEN!

Did you doubt?

If you haven't been to HEAVEN, well, you simply haven't been.

Really.

I swear.

Of course at an Eduardo Cordova Presents one would expect the best muzak.

One would.

Well.

Tonight, E to the C is throwing TWO , count 'em TWO DJ's at ya!

First up, L.A.'s loss tonight is HEAVEN's gain. DJ Monteiro is in the city that never stops partying all the way from The Abbey in Weho to get the after party started!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

LIVE!

PERFORMANCES!

Paradiso Girls, Erika Jayne and The Vixxens are giving it to you in the real live!

Might there be more?

You ask.

WELL, DUH!

Super Duper International DJ Hector Fonseca will be in the music cage making yo rump pump to the beat!

As per usual, all of this Funosity is FREE up 'till 12am Midnite for locals and the lucky ones on the list du guest!

Wanna get on that list?

How bad?

Tee. Hee.

Oh, I'll just tell you how.

Give the most Fuego VIP host Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294 a jingle for all of your VIP needs!

HEAVEN @ BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Open from 10pm until I decide you should leave.i






International DJ Hector Fonseca
Opening DJ Monteiro (from The Abbey LA)

Performances by:
Paradiso Girls
Erika Jayne
The Vixxens

Doors at 10:30pm

Free for locals & guest list until 12a