HEAVEN IS BACK AND EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS IT!

I've never been to Moscow.

I've never been to Shanghai.

I have been to Tijuana.

But we don't talk about that anymore.

By order of the Border Patrol.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

I have been to HEAVEN!

Ok look, I already told you we can't talk about T.J.!

I'm talking about HEAVEN, the best ever club in the history of the known LGBT universe in Las Vegas!

Of course it is an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" affaire! That's Francais for Hella Good Ass Partay!

Well.

The best dimples North of The Rio Grande is bringing back HEAVEN for the summer of '11! Yes, Heeeeee's Baaaaack!

Only this summer it is going to be even mas slammin' than ever before!

Ho,w you may ask.

I said you may.

Ask.

Duh.

Here's how.

Bitch.

Of course HEAVEN is back at the BARE POOL at The Mirage!

Of. Course.

At tonight's Le Opening Grande E to The C will be serving up a special performance by Erika Jayne!

In addition, Super Duper Star DJ Chris Cox will be whirling the jams to make the dance floor rock like a big girl!

Did I mention that dancefloor is is suspended on plexiglass over the pool at BARE?

Really.

I swear.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MAS!

We're being INVADED Y'ALL!

And that's a good thing!

Steve Machuca & Woody Woddbeck (I swear I didn't make that name up!) are bringing us a Bus Load of "California Boys" from West Hollywood!

Yum. Imported fresh meat!

Uh, I mean, fun tourist dudes.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

Well.

Aren't you all fired up?

Aren't you?

Of course you are.

Silly.

HEAVEN happens TONIGHT at the BARE Pool at The Mirage starting at 1030pm and ending when you see the 1,500th American Apparel Deep V-Neck T-shirt.

Obviously I don't have to get on the guest list, but, you really should drop an internet thingee to Ivanvegas@ymail.com and get on his list to make sure you and yours are there to enjoy the hottest night in the LGBT, HEAVEN!

HEAVEN AT THE BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE RESORT AND CASINO
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Think YOU'RE The Gay BFF? Find Out Tonight At "Closet Sundays"!

Well.

As any regular reader of my stream of consciousness ramblings on Style and The Glamorous Life knows, Moi only comes out of my Lair during the late night for one person.

No, not Johnny Walker.

Bitch.

No, not Kim Kardashian.

I only like the fat one and the soon to be bulimic new sister.

Moi only comes out during DUI checkpoint time for the most adorable promoter in the LV.

EDUARDO CORDOVA!

Really.

I swear.

Well.

Tonight everyone's favorite eye candy behind a velvet rope is hosting a totally new contest!

You know how I just love a contest.

Well.

As long as there isn't a swimsuit portion.

Or congeniality.

I am more the type to put pepper in your bikini bottom than make friends backstage.

Where was I?

Oh.

Yes.

So.

Tonight Mr. Dimples from Cutiepie Land Cordova is having a contest to see who is THE Gay BFF!

As I mentioned previously, I am NOT the one, so I have decided to not try for this crown.

But.

Others have. A MUCH nicer bunch than Moiself.

They are:

Benjamin Bradley
Brandon Pereyda
Johnny Espinosa
Chris Saldana
Patrick Chan
Ethan Carvalho
Andy Du Bois
Armando Macias
Jake Callotta
Jorge Garcia-Solorio
Ivan Rodriguez
Jorge Martinez Schwarzbeck
and
Jonathan Morgan

It seems that the premise is whomever brings the most friends to CLOSET SUNDAYS tonight will receive the following:

WINNER TO RECEIVE:
ONE NIGHT STAY AT THE MIRAGE
DINNER FOR 2 AT STACK
COMP BOTTLE AT ANY LIGHT GROUP LGBT EVENT

Woo.

Hoo.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Did you doubt?

In addition to the spectacle of seeing all of those Gays making niceee to win a night in a room that doesn't charge by the hour, there will be a SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LADY KIMORA!

Oooh.

Weee.

As always there will be Le Specials Du Potato Juice.

That's VODKA!

Keep up.

Something called "COORS" is also on special.

Hmm, does one drink that with an umbrella?

Olives?

Whatevers.

I'm sure it's tasty when it's on special.

What isn't?

For those of you who are not me (and most of you aren't), you can call 702-693-8300 to get on the guest list.

You can also follow Eduardo (No, not from behind you little perv.) at Twitter Freak! Simply click in @EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM on your internet machine.

You do know that box is good for things other than Porn?

Don't you?

Eww.

TEXT "CLOSET" TO 25827 FOR UPDATES AND OFFERS ON ALL CLOSET SUNDAY EVENTS!

The party starts at 10pm and ends when I have to tell you to get rid of your boyfriend.

Closet Sundays
The Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Why are you still here?

Shouldn't you be practicing your moves in front of the mirror?

No. Not THAT move!

The one you can do on a dance floor!

Puta.

LADY KIMORA

HAVE U EVER SPENT A SUNDAY NITE WITH EDUARDO CORDOVA? ESTELLE WILL, TONIGHT!

As you well know, Moi rarely leaves the comfy confines of The GayBoyClub in Ghetto Vallarta.

You do know. Correct?

It's about Moi, therefore, you should know.

Really.

I swear.

Life is sooo good at The GBC that one seldom sees the need to venture beyond the gated drive.

Seldom.

Well.

If there's one person who can always get moi to put on a wig hat and some high heel sneakers, it's E to the C.

You know silly, Eduardo Cordova!

As if there would be any other reason.

Ok, Cristiano Ronaldo would get me into my Prada.

But.

I digress.

TONIGHT!

Eduardo Cordova Presents is hosting one of the very few Divas more Divaliscious than Moiself.

ESTELLE!

Yes, the warbling dancefloor Diva will be in the hizzouse at JET Nightclub for SUNDANZE! This is yet another mucho funno baile from Eduardo Cordova Presents.

Yet. Another.

Miss Thang will be performing LIVE and DJ Michael Paul will be twisting knobs and burning vinyl in the muzak booth!

Yes.

You will wave your hands.

In the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Don't try that at home kiddies.

You might hurt yourself.

The doors open at 10:30 and for those of you with more style than greenage, you can get in free until the hands on the tic toc are in the same place by emailing EDUARDOPRESENTS@GMAIL.COM .

Obviously Moi doesn't have to do that.

I was born on the guest list.

I'm. Jes. Sayin'.

Did you doubt?

What?

Did I mention that there will be Go Go's?

No, not Belinda or Jane.

Hot ones!

Why are you still reading this?

Shouldn't you be somewhere getting a Brazil wax?

Between your eyes.

That look only works in Tashkent.

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS
SUNDANZE @ JET Nightclub at The Mirage
3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109

To Reserve the VIP for you and your Mean Girls give a ringle to 702-792-7900 .

1030pm - until Linsday Lohan shows up (that's always the time to leave).

Follow Eduardo Cordova Presents on Twitter at @EDUARDOPRESENTS

WHO OWNS SUNDAYS ON THE STRIP? ONLY THE BEST DIMPLES EVER! EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: SUNDANZE!

I have dimples.

If we're not dating you'll never see them.

If we are dating you'll never see them.

I have perfected backing out of a room post amorous activity.

Perfected.

No one needs to see that.

Eduardo Cordova's dimples are there for everyone to see and you don't have to be dating him.

No. He's not a slut.

Really.

I swear.

E to the C's dimples are on his adorable little mug.

And.

Tonight you can see them at his raging club SUNDANZE at JET!

Yup.

The King of Sunday nights is back and partnering on the hottest Sunday night sweatfest in town with the legendary Jeffrey Sanker at JET Nightclub.

You know Jeffrey don't you?

He taught you how to wave your hands in the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Yes.

Now you remember.

Yeah, this aint your first time on the circuit.

Bitch.

Maybe he's on GRINDR?

Tonight's Boite is a Go Go filled night of Aural sex and the one and only Kat De Luna!

The. One.

And. Only.

Recognize.

Don't make me "Whine Up" on yo ass.



The Muzak will be spun round and round by DJ's Wayne G and Roger Gangi.

Loud.

The partay starts at 1030pm and ends when I have to tell you Yo tracks are showing.

Wanna know more?

Duh.

Of course you do.

Of. Course. You. Do.

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FOR RESERVATIONS CALL 702-792-7900
DOORS @ 10:30PM | SHIRTS OFF!

SPECIAL ROOM RATES: CALL 1-800-627-6667
PROMO CODE: SUNDANZE

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