Sunday, February 20, 2011

WHO OWNS SUNDAYS ON THE STRIP? ONLY THE BEST DIMPLES EVER! EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: SUNDANZE!


I have dimples.

If we're not dating you'll never see them.

If we are dating you'll never see them.

I have perfected backing out of a room post amorous activity.

Perfected.

No one needs to see that.

Eduardo Cordova's dimples are there for everyone to see and you don't have to be dating him.

No. He's not a slut.

Really.

I swear.

E to the C's dimples are on his adorable little mug.

And.

Tonight you can see them at his raging club SUNDANZE at JET!

Yup.

The King of Sunday nights is back and partnering on the hottest Sunday night sweatfest in town with the legendary Jeffrey Sanker at JET Nightclub.

You know Jeffrey don't you?

He taught you how to wave your hands in the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Yes.

Now you remember.

Yeah, this aint your first time on the circuit.

Bitch.

Maybe he's on GRINDR?

Tonight's Boite is a Go Go filled night of Aural sex and the one and only Kat De Luna!

The. One.

And. Only.

Recognize.

Don't make me "Whine Up" on yo ass.



The Muzak will be spun round and round by DJ's Wayne G and Roger Gangi.

Loud.

The partay starts at 1030pm and ends when I have to tell you Yo tracks are showing.

Wanna know more?

Duh.

Of course you do.

Of. Course. You. Do.

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DOORS @ 10:30PM | SHIRTS OFF!

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OFF THE STRIP WORTH THE TRIP: THE JUKE JOINT


Welcome to The Juke Joint.

Understand that this is like being at your Grandmas house.

Everything is made to order and it will take 20-30 minutes to get your food and something will probably be forgotten. There are only plastic forks and Styrofoam dinnerware.

If you are a snob, you're screwed.

I broke up with a guy because all he did was complain the entire time he was here about how "Ghetto" it was. The Juke Joint is not "Ghetto", it's like a real Southern Place that you find on a road trip and can't wait to get back to.

The decor is really cute and quaint with Kente Cloth colors and photos of Black heroes sprinkled about the place. Even the bathroom is charming with commandments and funny sayings sprinkled about.

The Cornish Hen with two sides is my fave here, but, it's only on Sundays and will probably be gone by the time you get here. If it's available, get it with Greens and Yams.

My other jammy jam is the Smothered Chicken (also includes two sides). I rock that with Black Eyed Peas and Mac & Cheese. The Mac & Cheese is GOOEY! Yes! I always just act a pig up in here and order the Yams as an extra as well.

The Gumbo is hella good, but, the portion is tiny (because it's SO good) and you really want two or three bowls.

Other than the food what's the best part about the Juke Joint? The prices! The specials are in the $10.95 range and the Gumbo is around $6. Three of us ate full meals with doggy bags and it came to less than $45!

Wash it all down with some Koolaid (Red) and The Juke Joint will be your joint for authentic Soul Food.

2362 Lexington Street, Las Vegas, NV 89106-2206
(702) 647-4411 ‎