HAVE U EVER SPENT A SUNDAY NITE WITH EDUARDO CORDOVA? ESTELLE WILL, TONIGHT!

As you well know, Moi rarely leaves the comfy confines of The GayBoyClub in Ghetto Vallarta.

You do know. Correct?

It's about Moi, therefore, you should know.

Really.

I swear.

Life is sooo good at The GBC that one seldom sees the need to venture beyond the gated drive.

Seldom.

Well.

If there's one person who can always get moi to put on a wig hat and some high heel sneakers, it's E to the C.

You know silly, Eduardo Cordova!

As if there would be any other reason.

Ok, Cristiano Ronaldo would get me into my Prada.

But.

I digress.

TONIGHT!

Eduardo Cordova Presents is hosting one of the very few Divas more Divaliscious than Moiself.

ESTELLE!

Yes, the warbling dancefloor Diva will be in the hizzouse at JET Nightclub for SUNDANZE! This is yet another mucho funno baile from Eduardo Cordova Presents.

Yet. Another.

Miss Thang will be performing LIVE and DJ Michael Paul will be twisting knobs and burning vinyl in the muzak booth!

Yes.

You will wave your hands.

In the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Don't try that at home kiddies.

You might hurt yourself.

The doors open at 10:30 and for those of you with more style than greenage, you can get in free until the hands on the tic toc are in the same place by emailing EDUARDOPRESENTS@GMAIL.COM .

Obviously Moi doesn't have to do that.

I was born on the guest list.

I'm. Jes. Sayin'.

Did you doubt?

What?

Did I mention that there will be Go Go's?

No, not Belinda or Jane.

Hot ones!

Why are you still reading this?

Shouldn't you be somewhere getting a Brazil wax?

Between your eyes.

That look only works in Tashkent.

EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS
SUNDANZE @ JET Nightclub at The Mirage
3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109

To Reserve the VIP for you and your Mean Girls give a ringle to 702-792-7900 .

1030pm - until Linsday Lohan shows up (that's always the time to leave).

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WHO OWNS SUNDAYS ON THE STRIP? ONLY THE BEST DIMPLES EVER! EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: SUNDANZE!

I have dimples.

If we're not dating you'll never see them.

If we are dating you'll never see them.

I have perfected backing out of a room post amorous activity.

Perfected.

No one needs to see that.

Eduardo Cordova's dimples are there for everyone to see and you don't have to be dating him.

No. He's not a slut.

Really.

I swear.

E to the C's dimples are on his adorable little mug.

And.

Tonight you can see them at his raging club SUNDANZE at JET!

Yup.

The King of Sunday nights is back and partnering on the hottest Sunday night sweatfest in town with the legendary Jeffrey Sanker at JET Nightclub.

You know Jeffrey don't you?

He taught you how to wave your hands in the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Yes.

Now you remember.

Yeah, this aint your first time on the circuit.

Bitch.

Maybe he's on GRINDR?

Tonight's Boite is a Go Go filled night of Aural sex and the one and only Kat De Luna!

The. One.

And. Only.

Recognize.

Don't make me "Whine Up" on yo ass.



The Muzak will be spun round and round by DJ's Wayne G and Roger Gangi.

Loud.

The partay starts at 1030pm and ends when I have to tell you Yo tracks are showing.

Wanna know more?

Duh.

Of course you do.

Of. Course. You. Do.

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SUNDANZE WITH KELLY ROWLAND PRESENTED BY EDUARDO CORDOVA AT JET!

If you know Moiself (and you do), you are aware that I only leave my lair for the best of the best.

Smashburger.

Movies with talking animals.

Red Carpets with D-List celebutantes.

Throwing eggs at Christina Aguilera’s house.

But. You knew all that.

Right?

Right.

Well.

One of the main things to get me to leave the comforts of The GayBoyClub is any event that has the cutest of the cute promoters attached to it.

Do I even need say that the promoter with the mostest is the bearer of the best dimples this side of my fat ass, Eduardo Cordova?

Oh. TMI?

Where was I?

Oh. Yeah.

Eduardo Cordova and his dimples. That is what we were talking about right?

Oh. No.

We were talking about how E to the C always puts on the best events on The Strip for Boys who Bang Boys, Girls who aren’t afraid of carpets and all those in between.

Really.

I swear.

Tonite Eduardo keeps the New Years spirit rockin’ with SUNDANZE at Jet! It’s the beginning of a new decade and Eduardo is getting this party started right with KELLY ROWLAND!!!

O. M. G.

No!

Yes!

In addition the Go Gos will be Go Going scantily clad on those things they Go Go on!

The Muzak will be jammed into your aural cavities by Dj Michael Paul out of El Lay and Superstar DJ Tracy Young from El Apple Grande!

Did I mention that there will be special dance acts to go along with all that Go Going?

Well there will be!

Bitch.

Can I ask you a question?

Why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be gluing in tracks and arranging a designated driver right about now?

Shouldn’t you?

The fun begins at 1030pm TONITE and goes until the room starts spinning and you ask the guy you’re talking to, “have I ever woke up at your house before?”

That’s always when it’s time to leave.

Just so you know.

Well.

Stop bothering me!

Go get your track on and get over to SUNDANZE presented by Eduardo Cordova! While you’re there, look at those dimples.

Then, think of mine.


SUNDANZE

3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

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SUNDANZE - FIRST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH - INSIDE JET NIGHTCLUB

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