WHO OWNS SUNDAYS ON THE STRIP? ONLY THE BEST DIMPLES EVER! EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS: SUNDANZE!

I have dimples.

If we're not dating you'll never see them.

If we are dating you'll never see them.

I have perfected backing out of a room post amorous activity.

Perfected.

No one needs to see that.

Eduardo Cordova's dimples are there for everyone to see and you don't have to be dating him.

No. He's not a slut.

Really.

I swear.

E to the C's dimples are on his adorable little mug.

And.

Tonight you can see them at his raging club SUNDANZE at JET!

Yup.

The King of Sunday nights is back and partnering on the hottest Sunday night sweatfest in town with the legendary Jeffrey Sanker at JET Nightclub.

You know Jeffrey don't you?

He taught you how to wave your hands in the air.

I wave mine like I just don't care.

Yes.

Now you remember.

Yeah, this aint your first time on the circuit.

Bitch.

Maybe he's on GRINDR?

Tonight's Boite is a Go Go filled night of Aural sex and the one and only Kat De Luna!

The. One.

And. Only.

Recognize.

Don't make me "Whine Up" on yo ass.



The Muzak will be spun round and round by DJ's Wayne G and Roger Gangi.

Loud.

The partay starts at 1030pm and ends when I have to tell you Yo tracks are showing.

Wanna know more?

Duh.

Of course you do.

Of. Course. You. Do.

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FOR RESERVATIONS CALL 702-792-7900
DOORS @ 10:30PM | SHIRTS OFF!

SPECIAL ROOM RATES: CALL 1-800-627-6667
PROMO CODE: SUNDANZE

SUNDANZE - MONTHLY DANCE EVENT - INSIDE JET NIGHTCLUB
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GRAB YOUR DISCO STICKS AND LET THE GA GA WARS BEGIN!

If you know Moi, and you do.

Don't you?

No?

Poor Vous.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

Moiself will raise from the dead, or a mean hangover, to travel wherever my absolute fave impresario, Eduardo Cordova, is presenting his latest clubland brainstorm. Never a dull moment avec The "E" to the "C".

Never.

I have also been known to take a trip or two at the mere mention of the name Jeffrey Sanker. Just the name makes me wave my hands in the air.

I wave them like I just don't care.

Really.

I swear.

Well.

Combine the two and throw in my fave ever fun corporation, The Light Group and Voila!

Much Glam fun ahead!

What could possibly be missing from this little equation?

You ask.

You did ask.

Trust.

Well.

Only one element could make a night (tonight) with that cast of characters even better.

LADY GA GA!

Was there any doubt?

Of course not.

Now.

Take all of that Glam and put it in The Bank Nightclub et Ultra Lounge and his it with a Disco Stick.

Hard.

What do you get?

WAR.

Bitchez.

Whatever do I mean?

I shall impart a little knowledge on thou.

All of the above have combined to give you a rollicking night of Lady Ga Ga lookalikes and wannabes all vying for over a $2000 Grand Prize for the best Lady Ga Ga lookalike.

But wait!

Of course there's more!

Duh, it's an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" event.

Pay attencione.

FIRST 100 GUESTS WILL RECEIVE A LIMITED EDITION LADY GAGA LITHOGRAPH!!!

Oh.

Kay?

Imagine, you can you wear your glitter and metal booty extenders while luxuriating away the night at The Bank

On a Thursday!

Tonight!

Oy!

And Vey!

I know what you're thinking as per always.

You're thinking, "how ever will I fit into my Ford Focus whilst wearing my Ga Ga finery? My wig alone is two feet tall?"

Surely you know my answer to such a mundane question.

It's not my problem.

Bitch.

Get thee ready for battle and get to The Bank!

It's time for WAR!

GAGA WARS! The Ultimate Battle of Style!

By the by, did I mention it's a special "Gay" night?

As if you needed to be told that.

Doors Open @ 10pm - GET THERE EARLY!

The Bank @ The Bellagio
3600 Las Vegas Boulevard South


For Table Reservations Call - 702.693.8300
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFFREY SANKER @ CLOSET SUNDAYS! 2NITE!

Surely by now you know that when Moiself wants a night of "The VIP" my first choice is always, "Closet Sundays" at Revolution Lounge.

You didn't know that.

Then you must not know me.

Pity.

Well, just know that the hippest spot on Le Strip is "Closet Sundays", an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" event, every Sunday night at The Revolution Lounge. In case you didn't know, Eduardo Cordova is The Premiere promoter for those of you who practice the love that dare not speak it's name.

No. Not that. Euw.

The Gays you perv, the Gays.

And those who party with them.

Tonight is The Impresario of all Impresarios, Jeffrey Sanker's birthday party at "Closet Sundays"!

Geez, he must be 21 by now.

How time flies when you're waving your hands in the air.

Waving them like you just don't care.

I digress.

Tonight, not only will you be celebrating Mr. Sanker's birth (and don't we all?), you will also be privy to a private performance by "Candis Cayne" and you can have a little aural with guest DJ Marco!

Ooh.

Wee.

CLOSET SUNDAYS AT THE REVOLUTION LOUNGE
MIRAGE
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

For reservations and VIP Bottle service: Jason Baca 702 485 9294