GET YOUR TRANSFORMER PUMPS READY, IT'S TIME FOR "DOWN &DERBY" AT RAIN!

Moiself has been known to spin around a chic room from time to time.

Seldom on wheels.

Really.

I swear.

Well.

That adorable and sexy little pixie, Racel Wenman, recently invited Moiself to what promises to be the most funtabulous Thursday night in quite some time!

Probably more fun than the Thursday when I Bitch slapped Chris Brown and drank the last of Lil Kims' Hennesy.

What.

Fun.

Well.

It seems that TONIGHT at one of my fave boites, RAIN NIGHTCLUB, there will be a rollickin' and rollin' good time to be had by all.

It's "DOWN & DERBY" inside RAIN!

Yes, fun people line up and strap on a pair of skates and see how long you can spin around the club after a night of cocktails!I mean really, when was the last time you got to play "Kansas City Bomber" in a VIP setting?

Fully libated.

When?

I ask.

Hmph, as I thought.

NEVER!

Of course this being RAIN there's not going to be some tired AM radio "DJ" boring you with Alabama remixes.

No.

Tonight you've got Resident skate guard DJs SHR3D & Supra on the roller disco rink's sound thingee making you bounce as you roll.

Oh. Yeah.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

Duh.

It seems Moi's fave nightly open bar, SPY ON VEGAS, is hosting a pre-skate partay at ISLAND BAR!

You know what that means.

You don't?

Poor Bitch.

Moi will explainez vous.

SPY ON VEGAS is offering up le following at THE PALMS ISLAND BAR starting at 8pm:

Free Red Bull & Harlem Liqueur cocktails!

Main Event Drinks:$5 Miller Lite$9 Red Bull & Ketel One Vodka!Of course, being as sophisticated as Moi knows you are, you'll be delighted to know that this will be served in a 12oz collectors sport cup!

Delighted.

You are.

Yummers.

For those of you who didn't make it to Milan in time for the collections, skates sizes 1 - 13 available.

Of course you can bring your own.

I will.

Prada doesn't rent.

Skates are $5 to rent and this event will feature a limbo contest, best couple skate for a cash prize and a custom 80's candy bar!

Delish!

Now.

How does one go about attending this moveable soiree?

You ask.

You did ask.

Uno: RSVP at www.downandderby.org

Dos: Text my Gurl RACHEL WENMAN! 702-810-2858

Either way we're talking mucho mas funno for a fiver!

So.

Bounce.

Shake.

Roll.

Skate.

Over to RAIN & ISLAND BAR at The PALMS tonight!!!!!!

Make sure you say RACHEL WENMAN'S name at the door, otherwise, well...I'll kill you.

Socially.

Ta.

Ta.





Down & Derby Las Vegas Thursday, January 21st
Pe-party @ Palms Island Bar begins at 8pm
Skate party @ RAIN at The PALMS starts at 10pm

THE PALMS
4321 West Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, NV 89103
http://www.palms.com/nightlife_3.php