HEAVEN IS BACK AND EDUARDO CORDOVA PRESENTS IT!

I've never been to Moscow.

I've never been to Shanghai.

I have been to Tijuana.

But we don't talk about that anymore.

By order of the Border Patrol.

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

I have been to HEAVEN!

Ok look, I already told you we can't talk about T.J.!

I'm talking about HEAVEN, the best ever club in the history of the known LGBT universe in Las Vegas!

Of course it is an "Eduardo Cordova Presents" affaire! That's Francais for Hella Good Ass Partay!

Well.

The best dimples North of The Rio Grande is bringing back HEAVEN for the summer of '11! Yes, Heeeeee's Baaaaack!

Only this summer it is going to be even mas slammin' than ever before!

Ho,w you may ask.

I said you may.

Ask.

Duh.

Here's how.

Bitch.

Of course HEAVEN is back at the BARE POOL at The Mirage!

Of. Course.

At tonight's Le Opening Grande E to The C will be serving up a special performance by Erika Jayne!

In addition, Super Duper Star DJ Chris Cox will be whirling the jams to make the dance floor rock like a big girl!

Did I mention that dancefloor is is suspended on plexiglass over the pool at BARE?

Really.

I swear.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MAS!

We're being INVADED Y'ALL!

And that's a good thing!

Steve Machuca & Woody Woddbeck (I swear I didn't make that name up!) are bringing us a Bus Load of "California Boys" from West Hollywood!

Yum. Imported fresh meat!

Uh, I mean, fun tourist dudes.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

Well.

Aren't you all fired up?

Aren't you?

Of course you are.

Silly.

HEAVEN happens TONIGHT at the BARE Pool at The Mirage starting at 1030pm and ending when you see the 1,500th American Apparel Deep V-Neck T-shirt.

Obviously I don't have to get on the guest list, but, you really should drop an internet thingee to Ivanvegas@ymail.com and get on his list to make sure you and yours are there to enjoy the hottest night in the LGBT, HEAVEN!

HEAVEN AT THE BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE RESORT AND CASINO
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109