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Sunday, April 24, 2011
Think YOU'RE The Gay BFF? Find Out Tonight At "Closet Sundays"!
As any regular reader of my stream of consciousness ramblings on Style and The Glamorous Life knows, Moi only comes out of my Lair during the late night for one person.
No, not Johnny Walker.
No, not Kim Kardashian.
I only like the fat one and the soon to be bulimic new sister.
Moi only comes out during DUI checkpoint time for the most adorable promoter in the LV.
Tonight everyone's favorite eye candy behind a velvet rope is hosting a totally new contest!
You know how I just love a contest.
As long as there isn't a swimsuit portion.
I am more the type to put pepper in your bikini bottom than make friends backstage.
Where was I?
Tonight Mr. Dimples from Cutiepie Land Cordova is having a contest to see who is THE Gay BFF!
As I mentioned previously, I am NOT the one, so I have decided to not try for this crown.
Others have. A MUCH nicer bunch than Moiself.
Benjamin Bradley Brandon Pereyda Johnny Espinosa Chris Saldana Patrick Chan Ethan Carvalho Andy Du Bois Armando Macias Jake Callotta Jorge Garcia-Solorio Ivan Rodriguez Jorge Martinez Schwarzbeck and Jonathan Morgan
It seems that the premise is whomever brings the most friends to CLOSET SUNDAYS tonight will receive the following:
WINNER TO RECEIVE: ONE NIGHT STAY AT THE MIRAGE DINNER FOR 2 AT STACK COMP BOTTLE AT ANY LIGHT GROUP LGBT EVENT
Did you doubt?
In addition to the spectacle of seeing all of those Gays making niceee to win a night in a room that doesn't charge by the hour, there will be a SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LADY KIMORA!
As always there will be Le Specials Du Potato Juice.
Something called "COORS" is also on special.
Hmm, does one drink that with an umbrella?
I'm sure it's tasty when it's on special.
For those of you who are not me (and most of you aren't), you can call 702-693-8300 to get on the guest list.
You can also follow Eduardo (No, not from behind you little perv.) at Twitter Freak! Simply click in @EDUARDOPRESENTS.COM on your internet machine.
You do know that box is good for things other than Porn?
TEXT "CLOSET" TO 25827 FOR UPDATES AND OFFERS ON ALL CLOSET SUNDAY EVENTS!
The party starts at 10pm and ends when I have to tell you to get rid of your boyfriend.
Closet Sundays The Mirage Resort & Casino 3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109
Why are you still here?
Shouldn't you be practicing your moves in front of the mirror?