IT'S OFFICIAL! HEAVEN IS YOUR AFTER PARTY PRIDE PLACE!

Wanna get your After Pride on?

Of course you do.

Who ya gonna call?

You ask.

I tell.

HEAVEN!

Of course Super Club Cutie Eduardo Cordova is your host for The Official After Pride Party at HEAVEN!

Did you doubt?

If you haven't been to HEAVEN, well, you simply haven't been.

Really.

I swear.

Of course at an Eduardo Cordova Presents one would expect the best muzak.

One would.

Well.

Tonight, E to the C is throwing TWO , count 'em TWO DJ's at ya!

First up, L.A.'s loss tonight is HEAVEN's gain. DJ Monteiro is in the city that never stops partying all the way from The Abbey in Weho to get the after party started!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

LIVE!

PERFORMANCES!

Paradiso Girls, Erika Jayne and The Vixxens are giving it to you in the real live!

Might there be more?

You ask.

WELL, DUH!

Super Duper International DJ Hector Fonseca will be in the music cage making yo rump pump to the beat!

As per usual, all of this Funosity is FREE up 'till 12am Midnite for locals and the lucky ones on the list du guest!

Wanna get on that list?

How bad?

Tee. Hee.

Oh, I'll just tell you how.

Give the most Fuego VIP host Jason Baca @ 702 485 9294 a jingle for all of your VIP needs!

HEAVEN @ BARE POOL
THE MIRAGE
3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd., Las Vegas, NV 89109

Open from 10pm until I decide you should leave.i






International DJ Hector Fonseca
Opening DJ Monteiro (from The Abbey LA)

Performances by:
Paradiso Girls
Erika Jayne
The Vixxens

Doors at 10:30pm

Free for locals & guest list until 12a

HEAVEN IS A LUCITE COVERED POOL ON EARTH

Now you must know by now that yours truly is quite the wallflower.

Really.

I swear.

Mois Saturday nights are filled with warm milk and a nice book.

No.

Mas.

It seems that owner of the most lickable dimples in Le Cite, Eduardo Cordova has managed to ruin my quiet evenings.

Yet. Again.

Into my comfortable little bit of Hell, our little burgh's own Promoter Ultimate has decided to lucite over a pool and put a dance floor where a dance floor ought to be and lo and behold, Heaven!

Lo.

And.

Behold.

Indeed.

Yes Mon petite Animals Du Partay (that's French for: Damn Gurl, I needs a whole new look for the club!), the Village that never sleeps now has a place for vous to throw your hands in the air.

Whilst waving them like you just don't care.

ON SATURDAY NIGHT!

Hells to the yeah!

It seems that having the only LGBT club worth going to every Sunday night , Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge wasn't enough, E To The C has now gone and turned the Bare Pool at The Mirage into the most happening y hip club in the whole LV! Saturdays now have a reason to exist and its raison de etre is HEAVEN!

Btw, have vous heard of a little App called GRINDR? Well, if you just happen to have it on your fancy phone, you and your Bitchez can help celebrate the one year anniversary of this Homo hunter and get into Heaven for free before midnite just by flashing GRINDR at the doorbabe.

Did Moi happen to mention that there is also OPEN BAR until midnite for those of you who manage to get your outfits together before the witching hour?

Well.

There is.

DJ's, did you say, "what about the DJ's?"

Of course you did.

Well.

DJ Brett Henrichsen and DJ Relapse will be throwing the sounds at Yo ass till the break of dawn.

DJ's are the new Rock Stars.

Don't you know.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Seven will be your lucky number as you frolic under the stars slurping on the $7 Vodka & Coors specials.

Wondering what those streaks of light are that just went off over your Fauxhawk?

No, it didn't just kick in Alice.

IT'S THE MASTERBEAT.COM LASER SHOW!

Trip.

Out.

Enjoy the cool Spring air as Angel Go Go's do what they do best.

Go.

Go.

All night long.

Oh.

My.

I'm already fatigued.

Muy.

But.

Not.

You.

What are vous waiting for?

Text "STARS" to 25827 to RSVP for FREE Cover & Get updates!

Of course you and your crew de partay will be wanting a VIP place to plant it and a bottle.

Of. Course.

Well.

Give a jingle to the owner of the hottest smolder in the LV, Jason Baca at 702-485-9294.

BUT WAIT!

You don't have GRINDR?

Say it aint so!

Bitch.

Go to http://www.Grindr.com to download the free app today!

Bitch.

HEAVEN SATURDAY NIGHTS @ THE BARE POOL LOUNGE

Mirage Resort and Casino
3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109

10:30pm - Until I steal your boyfriend.

HAPPY 21 JANICE D @ CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Did Moi ever tell you about the time Moiself almost was the world's first Supermodel?

Really.

I swear.

Well.

It was the 80's.

I was 12.

Ish.

It was Milan or Paris or Pomona. One forgets.

Or tries to anyway.

So.

There Moi was being fitted for a muy magnifico Lacroix or Stephen Sprouse, when this Amazonian terror came screeching in all cigarette smoke, lips and legs.

And a mouth that would make a Turkish sailor run to confession.

Moi sized up the competition and got sized up right back.

War. Plain and simple.

Moi was not one to lose a model war.

Or a beauty pageant.

So.

This Amazon and Moi circled each other warily. Moi in a towel and just a hint of Jean Nate. SHE was in some slouchy bit of indifference that screamed "Rich Boyfriend".

Hmph.

Moi decided took go to the loo before coming back out and putting Miss Thing in her suburban place.

Well.

SOMEHOW, the door to the loo was stuck shut upon my exit.

Somehow.

Long story short, that Amazon took my place on the Catwalk that evening and somehow became Janice Dickinson at just the right moment in time to be heralded as the world's first Supermodel!

Bitch.

Well.

Here it is oh so many years later and Moi has gotten over her having the Fab career, hot Playboys, The model agency, Reality TV show and .....MOI'S LIFE!

Hmph.

Moi, being as gracious as Moiself is, am thrilled to know that Janice will be celebrating what must be her 21st birthday (Moi, after all, is a mere 20. Ish.) at , where else? Closet Sundays at Revolution Lounge.

Where else?

Indeed.


The ultimate in Cuteness on The Strip, Eduardo Cordova, is throwing "un Birthday Boite de Swank" for Miss Dickinson this Sunday.

That's French for, "just get to the damn club and bring a friend to hold your hair in case you drink too much, 'cause Moi aint doin' it this week."

BUT WAIT!

Did Moi mention that this little soiree is being sponsored by CRUSH?

You know what that means.

Don't you?

No.

Poor Bitch.

Must Moi tell Vous everything?

Of course.

When CRUSH is in the Casa it means loads of CRUSH Cuties!

Woo.

Hoo.

AND.

Since it is Moi's favorite holiday, Valentines Day, we'll be playing "My Secret Crush"!

And NO, Moi can not be your secret Crush!

Again.

There's still that issue of the restraining order.

As per the usual there will be Muy Caliente Go Go's abounding.

Abounding.

I say.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

Oh yes Mon Petite Mess, there's gonna be:

$5 VODKA DRINKS! $5 COORS LIGHTS! $9 VODKA RED BULLS!

Oh my!

AND!

Admission is FREE for locals unlike other places that just leave Vous with a constant Kraving to be somewhere else.

AND!

DJ Jason Lema will be making you shake your rump to the funk all the nighty night long!

Of course, if one wants to get on the guest list or have a reserved table in The VIP, and who doesn't?

Who?

I ask.

One simply must call VIP Host Legendaire, Jason Baca, possessor of the hottest little clipboard in town at 702-485-9294.

Simply.

Must.

See you there Mon little Celebutantes!

Oh. Yeah.

Happy Birthday Miss Janice "I stole your life and I don't even regret it" Dickinson!

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE

Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.

10PM UNTIL MOISELF GETS SO SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU THAT I STEAL YOUR MAN.