HEAVEN IS A LUCITE COVERED POOL ON EARTH

Now you must know by now that yours truly is quite the wallflower.

Really.

I swear.

Mois Saturday nights are filled with warm milk and a nice book.

No.

Mas.

It seems that owner of the most lickable dimples in Le Cite, Eduardo Cordova has managed to ruin my quiet evenings.

Yet. Again.

Into my comfortable little bit of Hell, our little burgh's own Promoter Ultimate has decided to lucite over a pool and put a dance floor where a dance floor ought to be and lo and behold, Heaven!

Lo.

And.

Behold.

Indeed.

Yes Mon petite Animals Du Partay (that's French for: Damn Gurl, I needs a whole new look for the club!), the Village that never sleeps now has a place for vous to throw your hands in the air.

Whilst waving them like you just don't care.

ON SATURDAY NIGHT!

Hells to the yeah!

It seems that having the only LGBT club worth going to every Sunday night , Closet Sundays @ Revolution Lounge wasn't enough, E To The C has now gone and turned the Bare Pool at The Mirage into the most happening y hip club in the whole LV! Saturdays now have a reason to exist and its raison de etre is HEAVEN!

Btw, have vous heard of a little App called GRINDR? Well, if you just happen to have it on your fancy phone, you and your Bitchez can help celebrate the one year anniversary of this Homo hunter and get into Heaven for free before midnite just by flashing GRINDR at the doorbabe.

Did Moi happen to mention that there is also OPEN BAR until midnite for those of you who manage to get your outfits together before the witching hour?

Well.

There is.

DJ's, did you say, "what about the DJ's?"

Of course you did.

Well.

DJ Brett Henrichsen and DJ Relapse will be throwing the sounds at Yo ass till the break of dawn.

DJ's are the new Rock Stars.

Don't you know.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MORE!

Seven will be your lucky number as you frolic under the stars slurping on the $7 Vodka & Coors specials.

Wondering what those streaks of light are that just went off over your Fauxhawk?

No, it didn't just kick in Alice.

IT'S THE MASTERBEAT.COM LASER SHOW!

Trip.

Out.

Enjoy the cool Spring air as Angel Go Go's do what they do best.

Go.

Go.

All night long.

Oh.

My.

I'm already fatigued.

Muy.

But.

Not.

You.

What are vous waiting for?

Text "STARS" to 25827 to RSVP for FREE Cover & Get updates!

Of course you and your crew de partay will be wanting a VIP place to plant it and a bottle.

Of. Course.

Well.

Give a jingle to the owner of the hottest smolder in the LV, Jason Baca at 702-485-9294.

BUT WAIT!

You don't have GRINDR?

Say it aint so!

Bitch.

Go to http://www.Grindr.com to download the free app today!

Bitch.

HEAVEN SATURDAY NIGHTS @ THE BARE POOL LOUNGE

Mirage Resort and Casino
3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109

10:30pm - Until I steal your boyfriend.