SUNDANZE WITH KELLY ROWLAND PRESENTED BY EDUARDO CORDOVA AT JET!

If you know Moiself (and you do), you are aware that I only leave my lair for the best of the best.

Smashburger.

Movies with talking animals.

Red Carpets with D-List celebutantes.

Throwing eggs at Christina Aguilera’s house.

But. You knew all that.

Right?

Right.

Well.

One of the main things to get me to leave the comforts of The GayBoyClub is any event that has the cutest of the cute promoters attached to it.

Do I even need say that the promoter with the mostest is the bearer of the best dimples this side of my fat ass, Eduardo Cordova?

Oh. TMI?

Where was I?

Oh. Yeah.

Eduardo Cordova and his dimples. That is what we were talking about right?

Oh. No.

We were talking about how E to the C always puts on the best events on The Strip for Boys who Bang Boys, Girls who aren’t afraid of carpets and all those in between.

Really.

I swear.

Tonite Eduardo keeps the New Years spirit rockin’ with SUNDANZE at Jet! It’s the beginning of a new decade and Eduardo is getting this party started right with KELLY ROWLAND!!!

O. M. G.

No!

Yes!

In addition the Go Gos will be Go Going scantily clad on those things they Go Go on!

The Muzak will be jammed into your aural cavities by Dj Michael Paul out of El Lay and Superstar DJ Tracy Young from El Apple Grande!

Did I mention that there will be special dance acts to go along with all that Go Going?

Well there will be!

Bitch.

Can I ask you a question?

Why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be gluing in tracks and arranging a designated driver right about now?

Shouldn’t you?

The fun begins at 1030pm TONITE and goes until the room starts spinning and you ask the guy you’re talking to, “have I ever woke up at your house before?”

That’s always when it’s time to leave.

Just so you know.

Well.

Stop bothering me!

Go get your track on and get over to SUNDANZE presented by Eduardo Cordova! While you’re there, look at those dimples.

Then, think of mine.


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