WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR STOCKING STUFFED? CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER @ CLOSET SUNDAYS!

OH! MY! GAWD! CHANDLER BING! Where did the year go?

It seems that just yesterday Moiself was fighting off the shivers in last seasons Ermine wrap.

Ok,it was denim, but, whatever.

Bitch.

Well, here it is again, fa la la la la la la time.

Blech.

Let's talk amongst ourselves.

The only thing good about the holidays is that my favorite drinks now come wrapped in gift boxes and I only need look under my tree for them.

How convenient!

I mean really, 24/7 Christmas music and all that damn "good cheer".

At Walmart fer chrissakes. No one is really that happy at Walmart.

No one.

So, there I was cuddled up with my Hot Toddie when I realized I had gotten an ultra exclusive Evitation from the cuties at CRUSH!

So I told Toddie it was time for him to move his car.

He was leaving.

Now.

You're still here T.?

Au revoir!

That's French for, "No, you can not take a shower here."

Where was I?

Oh. Yes.

It seems that is time for two of my fave things to happen at once!

This week at CLOSET SUNDAYS @ Revolution Lounge is the SO CRUSH ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER!

Oh. My.

Well, who doesn't like their stocking stuffed?

Who?

My mucho mas fave-o club God, Eduardo Cordova, presents the ultimate weekly club for those that practice "the love that dare not speak its name", CLOSET SUNDAYS, at my fave boite (that's French for, "hola Papi, I have a VIP table and a bottle of Vodka. Thirsty?) the Revolution Lounge at Mirage. This week he has invited CHELLEY, BEBE ZAHARA BENET, AND THE VIXENS to sing for their supper, uh, perform and DJ Jason Lema to make your booty shake.

Mine always shakes. I'm SO going on a diet

So.

There's going to be Holiday drink specials (hoorah!) and hot Go Go dancers!

I'm so glad they aren't doing cold Go Go dancers.

I hate those.

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S MAS!

The first 400 celebutantes will be receiving FREE hoodies!

Tres Magnifique!

That's French for, "it's free, Bitch!"

This will be the party of the year ,so, make sure you stop by my VIP table and say hola.

But, don't get comfortable and try to pour yourself a drank.

You don't know me like that.

You wouldn't try that on a Kardashian.

Don't get it twisted.

CRUSH'S ANNUAL STOCKING STUFFER
13 DECEMBER 2009
9PM UNTIL I'M BORED WITH YOU

CLOSET SUNDAYS @ REVOLUTION LOUNGE at THE MIRAGE
Mirage Resort & Casino
3400 S. Las Vegas, Blvd.
For VIP Reservations & Bottle Service ring up Jason Baca 702 485 9294