HI, I'M A DOUCHE!

DOUCHE GODS:
Brody Jenner (El Jefe of The Douches)
Spencer Pratt (More of a Dick Douche)
The Gotti Bros (See Jersey Shore below)
The Stars of those Vampire movies (Jailbait magnet Douches)
Tito Ortiz (I'd still do him Douche)
The Cast of The Jershey Shore (Guido Douches, double negative)
Eddie Cibrian (Aldulterdouche)
Jon Gosselin (King Of All Douches)
Gerard Butler (Horny Douche)
Kevin "K-Fat" Federline (Former King Of All Douches)
Verne Troyer (Mini Douche)
Nick Cannon ( The Extremely Rare, Black Douche)