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Sunday, November 29, 2009
I TOLD YOU I HATE YOU, NOW GET OUT! CHRYSLERS GET THE AXE!
Not a moment too soon, Chrysler's new massas, FIAT, have announced the crap, er, cars that are going to get chopped once a new El Jefe is up in the house.
Here's a list and their "point":
CHRYSLER PT CRUISER: Grandmothers who keep a weekly wash and set at Lurlene's. CHRYSLER SEBRING: Drunken sorority girls in Ft. Lauderdale. DODGE AVENGER: What the hell is this? DODGE CALIBER: I repeat, what the hell is this? DODGE DAKOTA: The pickup even Lesbians won't drive. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN: Hi, I hate my wife and kids and wish I was Gay DODGE NITRO: All together now, what the hell is this? DODGE VIPER: Whaddaya mean you don't like Joey Butaffuaco? JEEP COMMANDER:Sounds cool. Isn't JEEP COMPASS: Hi, my name is Shannon! JEEP PATRIOT: Hi, my name is Brent and this is my partner Steven and our daughter, Mei Ling!